😎😎🥵🥵👏👏😈

Oooooh ‘mione’s in love

Peeves is a seriously underrated character in my opinion.

“Watch out!” Ron grabbed Hermione’s hand and pulled her out of the way just in time. She watched as Peeves dropped what appeared to be a ball that burst open and emitted the most foul, putrid smelling slime right where she had been standing.

“Woah! They was a close one!” Harry said as Peeves zoomed in circles above their heads gleefully.

“Peeves!! You almost hit me!” Hermione shrieked at him with her hands balled up into fists.

“HaHa! Weasel saved Miss Know-It-All from the slime bomb! They must be in looove!” Peeves said in a sing-song voice and doing a celebratory jig.

“Ooohh Weaselby loves Granger! Weaselby loves- OOF!”

A melon sized snowball had emitted from Ron’s wand, and hit Peeves square in the face abruptly ending his song.

“Ha!” Ron said triumphantly.

“Nice shot there, Ron!” Seamus called out.

Hermione beamed at him. “Where did you learn that spell?”

“Charley taught it to me when I was a kid. We used to have epic snowball fights at the Burrow,” Ron told her.

“Why didn’t you ever teach me, then?” Harry punched him playfully in the shoulder.

“If I taught you, then I couldn’t beat you at snowball fights,” Ron said putting him in a headlock.

“Hang on. You were doing underage magic at the Burrow?” Hermione questioned.

Ron released Harry. “Well obviously we didn’t tell mum,” he said as his ears turned pink. “And we didn’t use a wand, so the ministry would just assume it was uncontrolled magic.”

Ron waited for the disapproving lecture from Hermione, but it never came.

“Impressive,” she said instead. “Well, I’m off to Arithmancy,” Hermione nudged Ron with her shoulder in a very Un-Hermione like way. “See you at lunch.”

And with that, she was off.

Obliviated but you do you boo xx

Hermione: Harry, stop eating cake icing.

Harry: IM SORRY but are YOUR parents dead because of a noseless man? NO? That's WHAT I THOUGHT!

Hermione: Youre disgusting.

This is too good. :)

Remus: hey, why aren’t koalas considered bears?

Sirius: because they don’t have the right koalafications

Remus: no you dumb piece of shit, it’s because they’re marsupials

Sirius, muttering: the one time I think he’s trying to tell a joke I get it wrong, fucking-

They’re all so cute

Golden Trio hanging out in Hogsmeade 🍺

Folks, this is weird!

Heya Griff, I’m Zeph, I’m trans and beginning my last UK school year.

I bloody live for eng lit- I am rocking with othello all the way! Taylor Swift and Shawn Mendes are my favs! I’m trying to write a book as well and I can play piano and acoustic guitar.

I’m trans f-m and just love reading either Harry Potter or romantic novels, I too am just that lonely.

Wanna be tumblr buds?

Hey. Salut. I'm Griffin.

Heya, cool cats! I'm Griffin! But you can call me Griff. The new school year is starting for me soon, and I wholly intend on being productive as BLAZING HELL this year and I'm thinking starting this tumblr blog will keep the ball rolling for me. So here's my lil' intro. I'm going into my senior year of highschool, AAAAAAAAA. I am a music f r e a k and plan on being a famous rockstar. Pretty simple. I love Rock 'n' Roll, David Bowie (YES.), Tim Burton, Hungry (the makeup artist), Bjork, Beethoven, Sex Pistols, Creepypasta, Marble Hornets, Gary Oldman, Phantom of the Opera, The Smiths & Morrissey, The Marauders *sob*, POTC, Deep Forest, Mott the Hoople, Harry Potter, All things academia, All things punk, All things classical, All things Glamrock, All things romantic, and All things chaotic. :] Here's What I'll Be Studying: (Heads up, I'm homeschooled. So I get free reign of what I study B) ) Music, Guitar & Piano Theory, Poetry, Art, English & Literature, History, Classics and French. Some Things I'll Be Studying Outside of School Work: Latin, Italian & German. (hah. bet.) Knitting & Crocheting, Music Production, Calligraphy. And Things I Plan To Do In My Free time: Jewelry Making, Letter Writing, Song Writing, Novel Writing (I am writing a book, more on that at a later date ;) ), Poetry Writing, Chess, Baking & Cooking, Stargazing, Taking a Walk and Writing What Comes To Mind, Journaling, Having a Picnic, Dramatically Reading Plays and Poetry Because I'm Just T H A T LONELY, Watching Academia Media, Collecting & Pressing Flowers, Decorating My Room With Art, Poetry & Lyrics, Reading, duh. Pathetic Goals That Hopefully I Can Achieve: Fixing My Terrible Sleep Schedule, Only Two Hours On Screens a Day Unless Studying/Researching/Writing, Exercise More, Journal, Read, Get Amazing At Guitar & Piano, Post On Tumbler (obv), Draw & Paint More, Study More, Keep Up French, Write My Novel.

Here's Some Links: Quotev WeHeartIt ArchiveOfOurOwn Andddd, yeah! This Blog is mainly going to be Academia/Marauders/Music related. So if you're into that . . . Ahoy! Welcome to the party!! Anyway, see ya later cats!

He’s so hot I just ahhhhhhh

ATTENTION ALL PORNBOTS;

Welcome ladiessss ;)

OMFG!!!!!

Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy x AI