Awww That’s My James

Awww that’s my James

james fleamont potter headcanons because i love him

he eats a red apple every fucking morning

might not have a slutty waist but sure as hell he has slutty hands

he loves kissing his friends

he smiles a lot

he'll be a dayglow stan

he loves frozen

he sleeps with two arms under his pillow and sleeps on his stomach using all the space in the fucking bed

his writing is kinda horrible

he's so good at math without even trying, like he's just good at math

book smart but an absolute idiot with 0 common sense

he likes to read poetry

he calls his parents after every minor inconvenience

he'll tell depressed people to do sports lol "Remus come on quidditch will help you with your angry issues! Exercise is the key!"

he's childhood friends with marls and peter

he's lactose intolerant but loves ice cream too much

he smelled like cologne and herbs

his fav seasons are summer and winter

he cried when he found out Santa Claus wasn't real

he was one of those kids with a kid leash because he kept running away from effie

he loved going to the zoo and his fav animals are giraffes and elephants

he waves his head when he's listening to music and pretends to have a microphone and sings and dance no matter where he is

he does that hot thing with the pencil

he actually has a really good voice and dances pretty well

he loves being in his childhood house

his favourite food are effie's apple pies

he tried to learn spanish and sometimes he mixes the words but his accent is awful

he sings 'happy birthday' while washing his hands, and instead of drying them with towels he'll just shake them

he's always carrying food for Remus and Regulus because they don't eat enough because they forget

him and sirius look like a couple and they can't spend more than one day apart from eachother

he had a golden retriever growing up because he always wanted a brother and his parents thought it was a better and more available idea

he had an obsession with dinosaurs growing up

he has a diary

he loves baking but kinda sucks at it

he has the most beautiful eyelashes, and the prettiest smile ever seen and he's very aware of it

he has an hyperactive imagination (ADHD)

sings in the shower

a hardcore swiftie

this man has all five love languages

a morning person this man is up at 5:30 and he's so happy about it like james it's okay sleep well bby

he cries in every romance movie, and in every Disney movie, he just can't help himself

dad jokes bad dad jokes and you'll laugh because his jokes are so bad

HE HAS FUCKING DIMPLES.

"James 'the ally' potte-" GUNSHOTS!!! wdym about ally? he's literally pansexual

he didn't even knew he was pansexual because he thought everyone fell in love regardless the gender of the other person

he'll respect women more than himself

he had a crush on moony on 4 year, then he realized it was a platonic thing

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2 years ago

They’re all so cute

Golden Trio Hanging Out In Hogsmeade 🍺
Golden Trio Hanging Out In Hogsmeade 🍺

Golden Trio hanging out in Hogsmeade 🍺

2 years ago

Oooooh ‘mione’s in love

Peeves is a seriously underrated character in my opinion.

“Watch out!” Ron grabbed Hermione’s hand and pulled her out of the way just in time. She watched as Peeves dropped what appeared to be a ball that burst open and emitted the most foul, putrid smelling slime right where she had been standing.

“Woah! They was a close one!” Harry said as Peeves zoomed in circles above their heads gleefully.

“Peeves!! You almost hit me!” Hermione shrieked at him with her hands balled up into fists.

“HaHa! Weasel saved Miss Know-It-All from the slime bomb! They must be in looove!” Peeves said in a sing-song voice and doing a celebratory jig.

“Ooohh Weaselby loves Granger! Weaselby loves- OOF!”

A melon sized snowball had emitted from Ron’s wand, and hit Peeves square in the face abruptly ending his song.

“Ha!” Ron said triumphantly.

“Nice shot there, Ron!” Seamus called out.

Hermione beamed at him. “Where did you learn that spell?”

“Charley taught it to me when I was a kid. We used to have epic snowball fights at the Burrow,” Ron told her.

“Why didn’t you ever teach me, then?” Harry punched him playfully in the shoulder.

“If I taught you, then I couldn’t beat you at snowball fights,” Ron said putting him in a headlock.

“Hang on. You were doing underage magic at the Burrow?” Hermione questioned.

Ron released Harry. “Well obviously we didn’t tell mum,” he said as his ears turned pink. “And we didn’t use a wand, so the ministry would just assume it was uncontrolled magic.”

Ron waited for the disapproving lecture from Hermione, but it never came.

“Impressive,” she said instead. “Well, I’m off to Arithmancy,” Hermione nudged Ron with her shoulder in a very Un-Hermione like way. “See you at lunch.”

And with that, she was off.

2 years ago

What colour is maths, red or blue?

The marauder’s one argument!


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2 years ago

Come on beans

If I were to give any advice to a former twitter user (aka new tumblr user) it’d be:

Stay anonymous. Use a nickname or something ESPECIALLY if you’re a youngin’

Turn off public likes/following in settings.

Say nice things in the tags when u reblog art/writing/edits/gifs/etc. because every op (original poster) reads those and it makes their day

Block any corporate account you come across (this excludes small business, please support them if you like their work!)

Also block celebrities! You wanna follow what they’re doing? Go to their Instagram. This platform is one of the last places where we can be ourselves and not monetize our interests. We like it that way.

You can organize your blog! Use [#tags like this,] without the brackets to keep track of aesthetics you like or funny posts! It’s also nice if you wanna have a well kept blog for people to enjoy and look through your organized blog.

There are tumblr holidays and you’ll learn to love them <3 they’re silly and tbh it’s this community made culture that really makes this place special

There are a lot of millennials on here that are so sweet and amazing and they post about their interests and skills in their fields like history, cooking, art, science, etc. They’re a lot more friendly than the tiktok millennials that tried to start beef with teenagers. Be nice to them.

Follow @neil-gaiman he’s the coolest one here!!

Tumblr isn’t really what it used to be, like what it’s unflatteringly famous for… it’s pretty calm and fun here on most days. A lot of us are grown and know better than to start fights. (It’s not perfect obvi but it’s alright)

If you see an amazing resource that it’s best to not share, DON’T TALK ABOUT IT ON TIKTOK. That’s how we lost the library website. Appreciate these treasures. Don’t use them for an hour of internet clout on the worlds worst app.

Reblog stuff!! That’s how posts stay alive a decade after the op posted it. It’s still good and we love a chuckle and the nostalgia if you’re old enough to remember it

2 years ago

Lover- Taylor Swift

reblog or reply with your love song. you know, the one that you think is what love sounds like

2 years ago

Folks, this is weird!

2 years ago

Censorship will not solve a single problem. Putting ban and restrictions on AO3 will drive creators away. You won’t be making your platform look appealing to outsiders. You’re destroying your own platform by driving the majority of your creators away.

The exact same thing happened to fanfiction.net and Tumblr. So many people quit. AO3 is one of the very few platforms creators have.

Censorship does not solve any problem. It does harm to creators.

If you can vote, vote against Tiffany G.

Liking this doesn’t help either. Reblog so more people can see

Edit: the results are out, Tiffany G. did not win. Thank you to everybody who helped spread this.

If you’d like to be educated on why censorship won’t solve any problem, I made a post explaining why, here.

2 years ago

I’m know I’m not the first person to say this, but any newbies on tumblr really need to understand how different this is from a lot of other social media. Particularly tiktok.

I just saw a creator on tiktok reminding followers that it’s actually a problem when someone goes back to the earliest post and watches all the posts chronologically, liking and commenting along the way. The stupid app recognizes it as spam or something and then kinda puts a halt on their account? Literally punishing people for positive engagement?? 🥴🤦‍♀️

I’ve already heard people saying years back how they don’t want to be “creepy” and go through a persons blog, liking and reblogging tons of stuff. But think how many more people are going to be worried about it now, thinking they might do actual damage! Most people, especially younger people, are so used to the way tiktok works now. So please, do not ever worry about this on here. Just remember-

You will never do any harm if you go on a like and reblog fest through someone’s tumblr blog! The only risk you’re taking is to make the blog owner weep for joy!! 😭🤣

2 years ago

This is how I will be measuring my height from now on.

You'd Think Americans Would Have Come Up With This Already, But Here We Are.

You'd think Americans would have come up with this already, but here we are.


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2 years ago

Oooo

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Lit dude, no I’m not high. Just balls deep in AIC.

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