thinking about the scene where robby steals the laptop and one of his friends tells him to have each buyer send him half the money and then give it to whoever shows up first, and robby goes “but what about the other one 🥺” baby do you even know what business you’re in
Sam: So we're making a snowman, she just needs more on the sides.
Demetri: It's a she?
Sam: Of course it's a she, I would never build a man.
Robby: Better build himself up. Demetri: Period. *leans on the snowman and fucking breaks it*
Okay so I thought of an amazing song idea for Season 5 of my Cobra Kai The Musical posts but I have to actually write Season 4 to get to it😭
Let’s play a game, I’ll write some lyrics I thought up for the song and you guys try to guess who’s singing it. If you guess correctly you get…Idfk, a cookie or something.
Maybe if you’d lived just a bit longer
I would have never turned into this spoiled brat
Maybe if you’d been just a little bit stronger
I’d have been smart enough to see through all the cracks
Wo-o-ah
For everyone, you’ve fixed their lives
But you died before you even witnessed mine
I would’ve never took the fall, but things don’t work that way at all
That one Sinjin’s Sock Puppet episode with Jade in it got me worried cus how fucked in the head do you have to be for Jade “Casual Murderer” West to be sympathetic towards you
I actually have a hypothetical dynamic for them😭
It’d be funny if they’re dynamic completely contrasts Sam and Robby’s post-breakup dynamic. Sam and Robby are pretty close and supportive to each other after their breakup so Tory and Miguel should be absolute bitter exes.
Barely concealed, mutual animosity.
It’s not like, intense, it’s more random petty potshots. Like Piccolo and Vegeta’s dynamic in DBZA.
It’s not like they don’t have reasons to not like each other, Miguel totally cheated on Tory in the Season 2 penultimate episode after a month or two of leading her on.
And Tory, well, she’s at least 50% responsible Miguel’s paralyzation😭.
That’s just how I’d do it, though, the canon dynamic of them just being unfathomably awkward now is hilarious.
Tory: So….
Miguel: Yeah…
……
Robby and Sam: We’re back!
Miguel and Tory: Oh, thank god.
remembered amongst other things how the cobra kai writers completely ignored the toriguel dynamic post s3
So…Lab Rats Question. If the rats were supposed to be kept completely secret in the first three seasons…then why did they never wear masks?
Like deadass, they didn’t even wear anything to hide their identities, AND they were leaving personal items all over the place (literally midway through an episode where Chase smacked Adam’s phone out of his hands in a warehouse and they just left it there).
I've always had the headcanon that Miguel and Robby have the Cain and Abel instinct turned up to 11 until somebody tries something with either of them, then it's a temporary alliance to bully the mf who built up the stones to do that
Miguel : Robby you suck
Some random : yeah you suck!
Miguel : kys??? Who tf was talking to you??? I’ll kill you??? That’s my best friend ???? My literal brother????
“I want to put musical numbers in my fanfiction” I say with glee before beginning to write the fanfiction. Little did I know…I’d have to write them.
If you've been keeping up with my 'What If Cobra Kai Was A Musical' posts, I hope you're in for a long read, because Season 3's already the longest one and it's not even done
Hey chat, WHAT is this
My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.