Aapkiii sari wishes poori hoo
Mein to hellooo kitty bf hoon
We should not hold the love back we should just explode with otherwise whats the point???
WOW!!! SO SUDDENLY NOW I'M A KDRAMA (WATCHING) GUYY HEHEHHEHE
He's so ✨babygirl✨
desi x med school dark academia (proff exams edition)
Students
• the one always willing to answer every dumb question you come up with
• the one you call whenever you are having a breakdown and need a dose of motivation
• the one you know you can still talk about fun stuff with without being guilt tripped
• the one who seems to be handling it all the best but is actually struggling the most
• the one always coming up with weird connections and theories because they have studied everything and now their only goal in life is to confuse everyone else
• the one who starts planning the post proff party even before the exams actually start
• the one with too many connections with seniors; keeps making their own guess paper
• the one with too many connections with teachers; keeps spreading rumours
• the one who’s still looking nice for every viva
• the one who ignores their books all year long but is now the major theeta of the group
• the one who stops studying after the written exams because “vivas to ho hee jate hain”
• the one whose all practical notebooks are unfinished and unchecked and is now panicking
• the one gaining 5 pounds every proff season because they stress eat
• the one losing 5 pounds every proff season evacsue they stress starve
Teachers/Examiners
• the one who’ll keep saying “phir soch lein” to every answer you give even if it’s the correct answer
• the one who is supposedly the nicest but gives you the hardest time
• the external whose lunch break lasts an entire lifetime
• the one who turns up late but still takes the longest viva
• the one who barely asks two questions but still ends up being your worst viva experience
• the one paying way too much attention to your internal assessment
• the one who spends more time asking personal questions and never actually gets to the point
Things Desiblr made me realise & do :
That it's actually really cool to be a Desi .
Old Bollywood movies >>>>
Every Desi girl should wear saree and wear bindi and feel like a retro Indian movie star.
Indian history supports queer people , so whenever your aunt is being homophobic , proudly say her , she knows nothing !!!!! If you wanna know more read "Shikhandi " by Devdutt Pattanaik .
What as an Indian man are you doing if you aren't writing poetry?
That nothing can compare to Indian humour .
Indian goddess are the actual baddies .
Haseena's and brown munde's >>>>> rest of population.
Ittar >>> perfume .
Urdu & Persian poetry are top tier .
Kannada devotional writers like Akka Mahadevi are like diamond in the dust .
A gajra >>>french kiss.
Jasmine & lotus are not just flowers .
Pasoori rules the world right now .
Be free like Geet and bounce back like Bulbul .
Madhubala is the embodiment of being gorgeous and cute at the same time .
Rekha is a Siren .
Learning Sanskrit is a rich experience .
Draupadi's vengeance created wars , so can yours .
Kishore Kumar for rain , Lata Mangeshkar for prem .
Alka Yagnik for feeling confident .
Indian rap is richer and sounds more poetic .
96 sanskrit words for love >>>>> the word love .
South Indian movies have the perfect balance of romance and action .
Khanjar is mightier than a sword.
Ye Maharani banke kaha ja rahi hai >>>> you look beautiful honey.
The tension between me and a cute boy at a puja pandal >>>>>>> speed of the earth rotation .
Gold >>>> any other metal
Chandni raat is for romance .
Talk to me in ghazals and geets only !
And many more .......
Writing this made me love being an Indian more !!!!!
If you want add yours , I'd love to read.