Aaah! Thank You For The Tag!

Be calm. When you close your eyes, you will be lying in a field. The grass is soft. Around you, there is birdsong. The sun is warm on your face. The sky is blue above.

it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

to be free

𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕕𝕒𝕣𝕜 𝕔𝕣𝕪𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕝: 𝕒𝕘𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕖 | 𝕖𝕟𝕕. 𝕓𝕖𝕘𝕚𝕟. 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕒𝕞𝕖.

❝Well, what did you expect?❞ ❝Nothing yesterday, nothing the day before.❞ ❝Why? Why does this happen?❞ ❝It’s gluttony! Pure gluttony!❞ ❝Pathetic!❞ ❝We have nothing to fear.❞ ❝I am hard at work on this troublesome inconvenience.❞ ❝We are eternal!❞ ❝now, go.❞ ❝I would not dare question your wisdom, but you know I have found no solution.❞ ❝All our survival is at stake!❞ ❝So, find a solution.❞ ❝Of course, (title of person in power), forgive me.❞ ❝I did not build an empire only to watch it turn to dust.❞ ❝I will find the answer. You will see!❞ ❝I will not fail you!❞ ❝The truth must come to light.❞ ❝The fires of rebellion must be lit, and a new age must begin.❞ ❝Hello, again.❞ ❝How do I know these aren’t poisoned?❞ ❝Well, there’s only one way to find out.❞ ❝I’m sure they wouldn’t mind if a few went missing. After all, they are generous.❞ ❝You have to admit, these do look tasty.❞ ❝I didn’t take anything! See?❞ ❝You don’t have to be rude.❞ ❝Did you see their faces?❞ ❝They never seem to learn.❞ ❝There you are. I was afraid you got lost.❞ ❝You cheated.❞ ❝Do you remember the first time we came up here?❞ ❝I remember everything about that night, I was so nervous.❞ ❝I used every trick I had to try and impress you.❞ ❝You certainly did try.❞ ❝I was distracted. All I could think about was kissing you.❞ ❝I got so sick of waiting, so I kissed you.❞ ❝When one of us fails in our duty, we all fail.❞ ❝I enjoy the capital. I think it possesses a certain malodorous charm.❞ ❝Oh, that mountain air plays havoc with my pustules.❞ ❝Get a move on!❞ ❝It can wait.❞ ❝You’re leaving?❞ ❝That was just a bit of fun.❞ / ❝That’s all it ever is with you.❞ ❝Perhaps one day you’ll prove worthy of taking up my mantle.❞ ❝But, Father!❞ ❝What’s the hold up?❞ ❝What did you see? Make it quick.❞ ❝Since the day I was born, I’ve had to listen to stories of my father. I think it’s past time my father had to listen to a few stories about his son.❞ ❝Settle down.❞ ❝Care to join me?❞ ❝Have you tried these? They’re fantastic.❞ ❝How’s my best friend today?❞ ❝What? What? What do you want?❞ ❝What are you doing? No! Don’t touch that! No, don’t!❞ ❝Yes, you better run, creature.❞ ❝There you are, little sister.❞ ❝You’re going to love this.❞ ❝I have news for you.❞ ❝You’re having fun with me.❞ / ❝You know I never have fun.❞ ❝Oh, this is fantastic!❞ ❝I have so many questions.❞ ❝Why don’t they like questions? How else do we learn?❞ ❝Now I have more questions.❞ ❝Don’t embarrass me this time.❞ ❝You have so much ink on your face.❞ ❝Maybe just one question.❞ ❝Don’t eat too fast. Chew your food.❞ ❝What’s got into you?❞ ❝How about I return when you’re feeling better?❞ ❝We’re going to be late.❞ ❝Mind where you’re going, child!❞ ❝I beg your pardon.❞ ❝Little things have a habit of being stepped on by big things.❞ ❝No need to trouble yourself.❞ ❝Not a moment to lose!❞ ❝What’s that on your cheek?❞ ❝So, you can read?❞ ❝I too am a connoisseur of the written word.❞ ❝I’ve read all about you!❞ ❝I see you’ve done your research.❞ ❝That knowledge is forbidden.❞ ❝But… why?❞ ❝Oh, hush! Such rubbish. You were never beautiful.❞ ❝Your mother looks cross. Not to worry, I will speak with her on your behalf.❞ ❝What happened to not embarrassing me?❞ ❝This time it really wasn’t my fault.❞ ❝You’re just jealous.❞ ❝Every problem obfuscates a solution waiting to be discovered.❞ ❝How very interesting.❞ ❝That’s enough. I said enough! Cease! I command you!❞ ❝You must be careful. I may not always be here to save you.❞ ❝I failed again.❞ ❝Come, we walk. You and I.❞ ❝Perhaps a walk would be agreeable.❞ ❝It’s too much to bear.❞ ❝My every experiment ends in disaster.❞ ❝I will be punished grievously for this failure.❞ ❝You mock me?❞ ❝This happens every time. You say, let’s have an adventure, ________, it’ll be great fun, ­­­________. But it never is.❞ ❝I know what I saw.❞ ❝I think we’re going in circles.❞ ❝Where’s the fun in that?❞ ❝Well, if it’s fun you’re looking for…❞ ❝Is that a good idea?❞ ❝Alright, new plan. You go, and I’ll wait here.❞ ❝I thought I heard something creeping about.❞ ❝Naughty, naughty!❞ ❝This is wrong!❞ ❝It’s the way of things.❞ ❝You look troubled, child.❞ ❝None of it makes sense.❞ ❝I thinkt hat’s enough reading for today.❞ ❝I was still looking at that!❞ ❝Come back! I… I’m not done!❞ ❝Don’t go down this path.❞ ❝I’ll go where I please.❞ ❝Nothing good will come of this.❞ ❝I demand you stop!❞ ❝I demand the truth!❞ ❝No! No, not my books!❞ ❝Mother, I had a vision!❞ ❝You read too many stories.❞ ❝No, this was real! I heard a sound like… like singing, but louder.❞ ❝It’s easier to have nothing when no one depends on you for anything.❞ ❝I will. I mean… I won’t.❞ ❝Let’s see how bad it is.❞ ❝You’re perfectly safe now.❞ ❝No, none of us are safe.❞ ❝A whole new world waits for you.❞ ❝Ow! Contemptible contraption!❞ ❝It smells terrible in here.❞ ❝I’ve never liked this infernal place.❞ ❝Patience. I think you will be most impressed.❞ ❝This had better work.❞ ❝I have solved all our problems.❞ ❝Don’t you ever think of anything but your next meal?❞ ❝I eat when I’m stressed.❞ ❝I have just the knife for such an occasion.❞ ❝Come out. Don’t be shy!❞ ❝Sacrilege!❞ ❝Have you no sense of propriety?❞ ❝I require your assistance.❞ ❝Look. Do you know what this is?❞ ❝No! What have you done?❞ ❝Here is the answer we seek! Here is life everlasting!❞ ❝This is the solution to our problem.❞ ❝You’re in my way!❞ ❝Don’t push me! I want a taste!❞ ❝Don’t drink it all, imbecile!❞ ❝What did I tell you?❞ ❝Tonight, we celebrate! Let us feast! Music! Revelry!❞ ❝Dirty lookie-loo!❞ ❝You’ll die for this!❞

dream home🌞🏠🌿🌎🐞

@aquariusfaery

Quick question: How the fuck did Deet make those noises when pretending to be a monster?

Second question: Can all gelfling go full cryptid like that, or is Deet just special?

well. just found out i cannot ditch town and go live in a cottage somewhere in the midst of scotland where my only priorities are watering my plants and running the local bookshop. so if you see me throwing myself dramatically over a chair and crying about it, mind your business