Benadryl madness masterpost
Where's the liver, Peeny?
can i borrow your liver? i lost mine :(
Yeah I way too many spares anyways
rabbits only flop over like that if they feel completely safe btw
-It’s just in your head, you were not born a boy/girl so you’re not a boy/girl
-He’s not ready to understand, you can’t ask him to call you [preferred name]
-You’re just a kid, you don’t know those things yet
-So you’re a lesbian/gay?
-You’re half a girl and half a boy
-Do you know how hard it is for us?
-Just because now you’re in a community that’s less than 1% of the population, doesn’t mean that you need to be the advocate of them
-It’s not your real name.
-I don’t care about this cause but because of you I had to care
-Where is my little girl/boy?
-You need to explain people what that thing is about, it’s not them who should do their researches
-Do you have a penis/vagina? No. So you’re not a boy/girl
-It’s your choice, not ours
-You decided to be like this so now you need to accept the consequences
-I’m trying, I swear
-Why must you be so complicated?
-You can’t be and a boy/girl and [sexuality other than straight], you have to choose
-Trans and [sexuality other than straight], you’re going to have it tough
-This’ll ruin your life
-Do you know how hard it’s going to be for you to do all those things [hormones, operations]? And it’s so expensive too!
Feel free to add more.
Of fucking course
What sick bastard doesn’t
When you make bae mad
So….I found this today
His face when he snap it ...
I would be terrified
Headcanon Murasakibara has cute stretch marks due to his inhuman growth spurt lol