My boyfriend prefers his mattresses firm, and I need a soft mattress. He prefers his food temperate while I like my food hot and spicy. This is another good reason to not have a kid, because even if the kid averages out and prefers everything in the middle, there's the risk of some blonde bitch breaking into our house to rummage through our stuff.
Toshinori Yagi deserves more love!
I don’t remember what fic this was from but fjsjcjajxjjs
Whats Mine is Mine.💍💞🔒
“Here Boy! Come on!”
So I’ve realized that a lot of reverse crushes au basically just switch Marinette and Adrien’s personality so I was wondering how it would go it they acted instead more the way they canonically do and here’s what I have so far (feel free to add your headcanons)
• Adrien being hopelessly in love with Marinette and, since she’s not awkward around him, they are friends BEST FRIENDS
• So he flirts with her all the time and she mostly just brushes it off but sometimes she flirts back since she thinks he’s not really serious about it bc they’re just friends joking around (basically canon ladynoir)
• and Ladybug having this massive crush on the guy she’s supposed to work with but it takes a long time for them to actually start working together because whenever he tried to talk to her she would get all flustered and start stuttering and run away but he eventually gets used to it and accepts that that’s just how she is and it’s okay because she’s nice and really brave when in battle mode
• for marichat it’s just chat trying to impress his crush but (unlike with Adrien) Marinette.exe stops working everytime he flirts with her and he’s just like !!!!!!!!
• and ladrien is just Ladybug laughing, bickering, teasing and joking around one of her best friends and finding it all hilarious because that dork has NO idea, and him wondering why ladybug is never that comfortable around Chat and deciding that he really likes that side of her and that he’s going to try to get her to be more like this with Chat
People who visit my blog on PC probably know that there’s already a masterpost of all my past blog/twitter post translations, but the majority of people seems to use the mobile version of tumblr and therefore have no access to it (?), so here’s a masterpost that is hopefully accessible to everyone! Also, I’d appreciate it if you could check this masterpost *first* before asking me “Has Yana ever talked about XX on her blog?” xD
Disclaimer: I’m not a professional translator but just a normal Japanese Kuro fan with intermediate English skills, and I primarily translate all these Kuro related posts for myself, namely to improve my English! All posts marked with * are proofread by my precious, lovely friend minacchin though (thank you for your help<3), so you can expect a flawless English translation :)
Yana Toboso’s message to Kuroshitsuji fans (100th chapter commemoration)
Yana and her deceased family
Yana’s message to the 3.11 earthquake victims
Yana’s comment on Cocoa Fujiwara’s death
Yana and her editor*
Kuroshitsuji collaboration shoes*
Yana’s comment on the last episode of Book of Circus*
Yana’s comment on the Book of Circus ED*
Yana Toboso - random blog post translations*
Why Yana doesn’t want to appear in public*
Yana’s last comment 2015*
Gifts from abroad (Yana’s birthday 2016)*
How Yana came up with the S4 lyrics*
Yana’s hilarious typo
Yana’s drawing process (video)
Yana’s birthday 2017
Yana’s message to the BotA visitors: ver. Ciel & Elizabeth
Yana’s message to the BotA visitors: ver. Snake
Yana’s chronic disease: The Sebastian schizophrenia
Yana fangirling about Kuroko No Basuke OP (2013)
Yana’s tweets about the BotA party
Kiss
Yana’s comment on Terashima’s marriage (Snake’s VA)
Important PSA from Yana
Foreshadowing (maybe 2CT)
Kuroshitsuji #100 (cover illustration of ch. 100)
Tanks and étagères
What if Kuroshitsuji were made into a live action movie in Hollywood?*
Green-eyed characters*
Yana’s commentary on the school arc/cricket games part 1*
Yana’s commentary on the cricket games part 2*
Yana’s commentary on the cricket games part 3*
White Day 2014 part ½*
White Day 2014 part 2/2*
Yana’s comment on morality/justice in Kuroshitsuji*
Birthdays*
The collar types*
Yana Toboso’s Japanese-style parody of Kuroshitsuji*
Yana’s comment on the new Kuroshitsuji movie (BotA)*
Yana and her editor’s tweets about the “Demon 6″ special chapter*
Editor K’s comment on the relationship between Sebastian and Ciel
Yana’s comment on Kuroshitsuji’s genre*
Yana’s comment on the official English edition of Kuroshitsuji*
Genderbend Kuroshitsuji characters*
White Day messages 2016*
Interview with editor K 1/3 (Jack the Ripper arc, Grell, Madam Red, etc)*
Interview with editor K 2/3 (Lycoris musical, musical!Sebastian, etc)*
Interview with editor K 3/3 (costume design, Campania arc, Blue Sect arc, etc)*
The originally planned ending of Kuroshitsuji*
Yana’s involvement in Book of Circus*
Circus arc, Musical (2017), GFantasy*
“Twin Tails” Day 2017
The most handsome character in Kuroshitsuji: Sebastian VS Undertaker
Yana’s comment on ch126 and language of flowers
Yana’s comment on Agni and ch127
Yana’s comment on ch129 and her art improvement
Yana’s comment on real Ciel in ch129
Yana’s comment on ch130 (our Ciel & Snake)
Which Sebastian do you like? (demon-mode VS butler-mode)
Beauty and the Beast (”Is Sebastian kind?”)
Transporting style variations: Sebastian & Ciel
Sebastian and shame
Sebastian then and now (2006→2012)*
How to draw Sebastian*
Sebastian’s ‘cool’ moments*
Sebastian’s behaviour*
The taste of a soul*
Sebastian’s favourite type*
Yana’s comment on Sebastian’s true nature*
Sebastian, the ‘elite trash’*
The “Cutest Sebastian Ever” (Yana’s “Puella Magi Madoka Magica” parody + comment on chapter 54)*
Sebastian 30 facial expressions challenge part1*
Sebastian 30 facial expressions challenge part2*
Sebastian 30 facial expressions challenge part3*
Halloween: Sebasitan on a leash
Sebastian, the gambler (vol.24 back cover parody)
Sebastian & Ciel watching the Book of the Atlantic movie
Sebastian’s view of humans
Sebastian, the perveted gourmet butler
Yana’s comment on how Sebastian sees our Ciel
Hilarious caption (Sebastian’s burping)
Yana’s comment on Ciel and Sebastian*
Yana’s comment on Ciel and Sebastian (ch.63)*
Ciel and Joker*
Ciel and Sebastian’s comments on COCOROBO collaboration*
Vincent Phantomhive
Vincent and Sebastian
Vincent and Diederich
Vincent’s popularity
Finnian and Snake
The cook and his master*
Super handsome Finny and six pack Mey-Rin*
The Phantomhives are making wishes on a star*
Baldroy*
Snake
Ciel in ch.35+36 (Circus arc)*
Ciel’s birthday 2008-2011*
Ciel’s birthday 2012-2015*
Ciel’s birthday 2016, part2 (Baron Kelvin appreciation post)
Ciel and PARM (ice cream) collaboration
Elizabeth Midford*
Edward/Lizzy translation
Ciel and Lizzy: Kabedon!
Ciel and Lizzy2
Yana’s comment on Campania arc and Lizzy’s ‘selfishness’*
Lizzy’s birthday & Ciel’s height, Lizzy’s birthday part2
Yana’s comment on the Midfords’ cast in the movie
Yana’s comment on Frances’ hair colour
Alexis’s VA’s hilarious comment on Lizzy
Yana’s twitter posts about Lizzy in ch57,58*/BotA movie
Frances and Alexis
Frances and Edward
Undertaker, the most handsome character in Kuroshitsuji
Grell’s main squeeze
Portable William T. Spears*
Grell - a “uniquely Japanese” character*
Twitter post 28/01/2017 -Grell-
Difference between Alois and Ciel
Drocell, Lau, Ran-Mao translations*
Doll (and Ciel)*
Ran-Mao’s height
Bluer and Redmond
Young master Yukito (Yukito Nishii / Ciel Phantomhive)*
A Letter From A Grim Reaper (Takuya Nagaoka / William T. Spears)*
Yana’s comment on Lycoris 2015*
Yana’s comment on Sebastian in the 2015 musical*
Grey’s ad-lib in the 2014 musical
Some of Yana’s comments on the live action movie*
Yana’s comment on Hiro Mizushima
Kuroshitsuji Drama CD “That Butler, Fighting” - English translation (complete)
‘A Dawning Idol’ (Ciel & Sebastian)
‘Elastic’ (Vincent & Undertaker)
Tips: If you don’t know where to start reading, here are some tips. The posts in bold are the ones that got over 1000 notes. And the ones in italic are my personal faves that I found funny/interesting and definitely recommend you to read! :)
And finally, thank you to all those people who read and liked my translations and sent me lovely, encouraging messages in the past 2.5 years! ♡♡
More inspiration from photos of animals :)
This marble sculpture is part of the Daniel Katz Gallery. From Italy, 19th century.
the look of absolute dread on that ticker seller's face