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logan baby i’m so sorry you’ve got to drive a race car this weekend with the uk flag on it… you should be in florida..getting wasted, eating hot dogs, and setting off illegal fireworks.

Formula 1 was testing graphics at the track today and I’m manifesting so hard right now.

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fans using their hands and bags to block paparazzi from photographing liam payne’s dad, who arrived at the scene of liam’s hotel.

there’s a lot that can be said about celebrity culture and all that but FANGIRLS MAKE SHIT HAPPEN

The biggest lie in fanfiction is that everyone has a first aid kit in their house. I have never owned one in my life

gojo reminds me of 2010 justin bieber

they’re literally the same person HELP

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking sex