Me: Hey, Can I Get Some Zero Hurt All Comfort Shit Under The Transformers Tag ?

why is my Bakery open from midnight to 6am do I sleep 😟

You run a Bakery, just a normal bakery, the only problem is that your customers at midnight to 6AM are mythical creatures who pay with gemstones and ancient gold and silver coins

HOW HOW HOWTF DO POEPLE DRAW TRANSFORMERS HOW DO YOU 3D ??? HOWWWWW HWIWWW TOO MANY SHAPES I CANT EVEB PASS MATH HOW DO I PASS TWINK ROBOT SCHOOL ?????!?!!!!

I want a fic of Starscream having the worst time . No breaks . I’m not kidding I want him to BREAK not BEND I WANT HIM CRYING OR TEARING PEOPLE APART OR DOING BOTH AT THE SAME TIME MAYBE HE DUES AT THE END IDK BUT PLSPLSPSLPSOS I WANT IT SO BAD SEEING HIM LIKE THAT MAKES ME SO HAPPY /AFF

PLEASE I FUCKING BEG YOU READ THROUGH THE ENTIRE POST 😭😭🙏 OUR SOCIETY IS FUCKING COLLAPSING BRO 💔💔😩 (I’m here for it)

Have some Ratchets and some Ratchet related posts that I had in my drafts

I told my friend that I saw a car that reminded me of Ratchet and it wasn’t an ambulance, she told me that at some point people are going to believe I actually want to fuck a car

Hasboro should hire me for writing a show look at my very detailed season one plan:

Ep1: Ratchet introduction episode

Ep2: Ratchet and humans

Ep3: Ratchet and his friends

Ep4: Ratchet vs Decepticons

Ep5: Ratchet battles his inner demons

Ep6: Ratchet beach episode

Ep7: Ratchet throws a party

Ep8: Ratchet becomes god

Ep9: Ratchet goes back to school

Ep10: Ratchet goes though revelations on his purpose, the futility of war and his role of perpetuating the cycle through his job

Ep11: Starscream slips on a banana peel and dies

Ep12: Ratchet sex episode

Ratchet shot up on my top ten fav transformers list so quickly the rest of my list is in shambles, Starscream is still no 1 though, someone get him off there

When I was looking at toy listings I would always see an in stock ironhide toy next to an out of stock Ratchet that’s double the price, poor guy.

If Hasboro lets transformers go into public domain in 2075 I will release a Ratchet hentai game and a megastar sex tape

chart of my age over time

you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

Just wanted to share this meme with you guys. It's from Pinterest.

You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:

Bitching and moaning

Hater-ology

Doing a goofy little bit about it

Having a buddy say "that's so fucked up" at intermittent points (you can also be your own buddy)

Destroying the cursed amulet you carry everywhere, why do you even have that thing

The mortal plane is my prison

university is like a video game. you can pick up sidequests. Youre gonna neglect the main storyline. youre gonna end up in a guild of sorts. i just looted a bush on campus and found a sticker