You Heard It Here First Folks

at th beach

me: hey jake j what is that jake j:

I TRIED TO CONVERT A NON-FUNCTIONING VIDEO IN VEGAS AND IT FUCKED UP

sdfghjhgfd his face, the way he silently slides backwards

This is about the most appropriate response to getting randomly challenged to a game by your creepy wild-eyed classmate that I’ve seen in this whole franchise

if only there was a way for me to jump and pop at the same time. but there isn’t. there’s no way to do that.

Help, you know I need someone Help

dog goes gorp

[firstazuil]