Just Some Sketches From Last Week

one of the best kim moments in disco elysium tbh

What if Kim but with tattoos

You do not get to fucking cherry-pick which part of the LGBTQIA+ community you support.

Support the entire community or get fucked.

"..."

“By the way, Kim, what does old men yaoi mean?”

poor kim

No more nightmares, best sleep of Harrys life

💭

HAPPY MEAL- You take a bite of your burger, but something is wrong. The horrible tang of vinegar taints every micrometer of the patty.

COMPOSURE [Easy: Success]- You manage to fight down the urge to spit the half-chewed sludge into your napkin, and instead force yourself to swallow like a normal human being. As calmly as possible, you lift the bun off the burger to peer beneath.

HAPPY MEAL- As you suspected. Pickles.

AUTHORITY- You should demand a refund. Or a new burger. Or BOTH. You TOLD them you didn't like the nasty things.

YOU- Yes. Get up. Go give the cashier a piece of your mind.

AUTHORITY [Trivial: Failure]- Oh, God, the cashier. You can't do it. The moment you look toward the counter, your legs lock up and your mouth goes dry. The thought of actually confronting your fellow hard-working proletariat with some kind of mistake—let ALONE demanding MONEY from them like some kind of penny-pinching CAPITALIST—makes you feel sicker than that pickle did.

[MORALE -1]

KIM KITSURAGI- "Something the matter, Detective?" The Lieutenant has been following your eyes, from the dissected burger to the cashier.

YOU- "No. It's fine."

COMPOSURE [Trivial: Failure]- Your voice cracks slightly as you answer.

KIM KITSURAGI- The Lieutenant sighs and stands up.

EMPATHY [Heroic: Success]- He's not mad at you. It's a sigh of pity.

VOLITION [Godly: Failure]- Oh, GOD, that's worse, somehow. You feel a stabbing pain in your chest as you curl forward over the table.

[MORALE -1]

KIM KITSURAGI- At the counter, the Lieutenant clears his throat to get the cashier's attention, then gestures back to you. "Excuse me. He asked for no pickles."

[MORALE CRITICAL]

when a character has a shirtless scene and they have washboard abs and no sign of any belly fat not even a little bit

THEY'RE SO CUTE (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

Trophy girlfriend but as in I gave her so much trouble it’s an achievement we’re still together so really she’s like a trophy to me

original ref under the cut

Please every time I see someone comment *even on IRL people* that they look like they give great hugs I WANT TO LUNGE AT THEM and tell them to sincerely FUCK OFF if they can't think of a single proper compliment that's not based on the person's fucking weight bffr

It fuels me with so much rage to see them be all proud of themselves too for giving niceguy™ energy

op turned off reblogs due to getting harassed over this post but i agree with this too hard .m y post now