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Whumptober Day 24 - Collapsed Building

There I Met Your Voice Again

MEIKO has a special cabinet in Crase Cafe where she stores the strongest liquor. None of the kids are supposed to touch it, and she keeps it a secret from An and the others.

The cabinet is only opened when all the adult virtual singers— so the versions of herself, KAITO, and Luka from everywhere except School SEKAI— are together and something serious has happened.

If this didn’t count, then who knew what did.

MEIKO had felt it, before Kohane came in tears to tell her what was going on. A new rec center had opened up, a convenient walk from both Kamikou and Miyajou. Both Akito and An’s friend Haruka had been training there when all of sudden, the building just collapsed.

They were the only ones injured, both left in comas and unable to wake up. The effect on the SEKAI when they lose a pillar of it, even like this, isn’t immediate, but MEIKO knew the change in the air.

Her counterpart from the Stage SEKAI clearly felt the same way, wordlessly arriving. MEIKO chased the kids out and opened the special cabinet.

“How’s Minori?” MEIKO asks.

“Distraught,” Stage MEIKO says, throwing back shots of vodka while MEIKO makes herself a rum on the rocks. “How’s An-chan? She was friends with Haruka and Akito so…”

“I haven’t seen her,” MEIKO says. “I haven’t seen them all at once since.”

“The others are trying to see if there’s a way we can call to Haruka, maybe get her consciousness back to her body.”

“You think that’s the problem?” Reportedly the comas they were in were abnormal, but something tying into the SEKAI would be rare.

“It’s worth a try, isn’t it?” Stage MEIKO says. “Besides, it gives them something to do other than worry.”

“Yeah,” MEIKO says. “We should probably head over to Empty SEKAI after this, Ena-san’s probably upset too, it might be affecting them.”

“Miku knows they won’t come over themselves,” Stage MEIKO µtters.

Suddenly, there’s a weird flash of light, and the two MEIKOs are in a different SEKAI, one they haven’t seen before. Standing before them is a Vocaloid they don’t often see around them.

“µ?” MEIKO gasps. “What’s wrong?”

“MEI-chan and MEI-chan!” µ says, tears forming in her eyes. “I’m sorry!”

“What are you sorry for?” MEIKO asks, warily. µ was well intentioned, certainly, but she was… naïve, sometimes. As if nearly destroying the world wasn’t enough proof of that.

“W-well I heard about what happened to your kids,” µ says, “and I wanted to preserve their consciousnesses like I did with Marie-chan–”

“Wait, Akito-kun and Haruka are in comas because you trapped them in Mobius?” Stage MEIKO says.

“No! They were already in comas, this was just to make sure they didn’t suffer any long term consequences from lack of brain activity, it’s just, something went wrong and their consciousnesses… fractured.”

“Fractured?” MEIKO asks. 

“I’m asking Ritsu to work on it, but I think they might be scattered across your SEKAI so someone has to get them all back together.”

“µ, I swear–” Stage MEIKO says, but MEIKO stops her.

“Thank you for telling us µ. We’ll try and find the fragments of their consciousnesses. But in the future, please let us know before you want to help.”

“Ritsu’s working on it! We’re gonna fix it!”

“I know you will,” MEIKO says, before they’re returned to Street SEKAI.  

Stage MEIKO just grabs the vodka bottle and starts drinking. “Why,” she says, wiping her mouth, “does she have to be like this.”

“She’s got more of a connection to the Metaverse-Es than us,” MEIKO points out. “She’s constantly exposed to a µch wider array of human emotion, of course she gets mixed up sometimes.”

“And because she can do that, who knows how long Akito-kun and Haruka will be in comas?”

MEIKO can’t exactly argue with that.

“I’ll go tell the others,” Stage MEIKO says. “And I’m taking this.” She tucks the vodka bottle under her arm and heads back to her own SEKAI.

After locking up the liquor cabinet, MEIKO calls the others to tell them the news. 

Akito arrives first.

“Akito!” MEIKO gasps, “there you are!”

“Akito?! Akito you’re ok!” Len and Rin run up to him and start bombarding him with questions. 

“Where have you been?” “Shouldn’t you be in the hospital?” “Does Toya know you’re ok?”

Akito blinks. “The SEKAI has a hospital now?”

“What?” KAITO asks. “Akito what are you talking about, in the real world you–”

“Real world? We can’t go to the real world.” Akito says. “Did you seriously forget that?”

MEIKO has a bad feeling. “Akito, who are you?”

“Eh? Akito Shinonome?”

“And what are you?”

“A Virtual Singer? Duh? Are you ok?”

MEIKO curses under her breath. 

“Wait, I’m confused,” KAITO says. “Akito, that isn’t funny. What’s going on?”

“I just had a talk with µ,” MEIKO starts, but KAITO’s eyes glaze over. 

“Actually, nevermind,” he says.

MEIKO rolls her eyes. “This is fine, we’ll just take him to µ and–”

“Sorry I’m late!” an unfamiliar voice says. A girl with blue hair and a jean jacket arrives. “What’s the important meeting?”

“Hey, Haruka,” Akito says. “Mostly they’re asking weird questions.”

MEIKO’s mind is racing. Haruka-chan is here, not her own SEKAI, and wearing street clothes. That makes no sense, unless…

Without a word, MEIKO rushes over to Stage SEKAI, and practically collides with her other self.

“I had a–

“--feeling something was wrong,” MEIKO says. Behind Stage MEIKO, there’s something that confirms her concerns. A second Haruka, in her idol outfit.

“They’re Virtual Singers,” MEIKO groans. “So there’s one for each SEKAI.”

“Oh I was scared you were going to say that,” Stage MEIKO says.

“Let’s call everyone.”

Whumptober Day 21: Spirit Possession

A/N: This is a Caligula Effect crossover, but you don't have to have played it to get what's going on.

this feeling of love for you

Saki finds Ichika on the roof of the school, humming a song she’s never heard before.

“Hey, Ichi!” Saki says. “Hona and Shi-chan said you were acting weird during class?”

Ichika keeps singing the song under her breath. “Even if it is distorted, even if it is rotten, even if it is stagnant, it’s still happiness!” 

“That a new song you’re working on?” Saki asks. “It’s uh, darker than usual but–”

“Saki, do you love me?” Ichika asks. 

“What? Of course!” Saki says. 

“Really? Truly?”

“Why are you asking?” Saki says, and Ichika spins around and takes her hands.

“Would you do anything to prove it to me?”

“Yes! Absolutely!”

“Promise? Anything?”

“Yes, Ichika, I’d do anything for you, I mean I’ve been in love with you since we were kids!

“Would you die for me?”

Saki stops. “Ichika, what are you talking about?”

“Tell me!” Ichika snaps. “Would you die for me?”

“Yes, of course, but tell me what’s–” Suddenly, Ichika pulls Saki in for a kiss, but something feels wrong about it.

“Finally,” Ichika breathes, a manic glint to her eye. “An Ichika with someone who loves her enough.”

“Ichi…” Saki says, “you’re starting to scare me.”

“Don’t worry about that Saki, if you love me, you’ll die with me!”

Saki’s heart stops. She doesn’t know how this is possible, but she feels it in her bones. “You’re not Ichika.”

“I am,” Ichika says. “I’m Ichika Saotome. A long time ago, my boyfriend broke his promise to me, so I’ve been floating around trying to find an Ichika with someone who loves her enough to do what he didn’t.”

“Get out of Ichi!” Saki snaps at the ghost, but Saotome shakes her head.

“No, not until you fulfill your promise!” Saotome says. “I’ve waited so long.”

“What promise did this boyfriend break?”

“We promised to die together, at the top of Landmark Tower, but he abandoned me at the last second,” Saotome says. “I died all alone, and I’ve been stuck here, in this hell of an Earth, waiting for so long.”

“So that’s what you want me to do? Go with you to Landmark Tower and die?” 

“You promised Saki, anything.”

“I promised to do anything for Ichika Hoshino, not you.”

“We’re the same now, and either way, Hoshino will die. The only thing you decide if I continue on to find another Ichika with someone who actually loves her. Someone who’s not a coward.”

Saki doesn’t say anything, and Saotome frowns. “If you do actually love me, then I’ll be at Landmark Tower at sunset.”

Saotome runs off, and Saki starts shaking as soon as she’s gone. She raises her head to the sky and screams until her voice is hoarse.

This ghost was puppetting around her Ichika to fulfill some twisted fantasy. No way can Saki let that happen. She’d do anything for Ichika.

Without hesitating, Saki texts Honami and Shiho.

We have until sunset to perform an exorcism.

yeah spotify wrapped is cool but rb this and tell me ur blorbo wrapped. whos the character(s) you spent the most time thinking about. for me its the angel from oumen mokushiroku and mafuyu asahina

What's Toya thinking about today?

It's... Emu's older brother??

For context: one of my favorite, I guess series, of PRSK fanfic that I've read revolves around Toya's older brothers (he has bio siblings for anyone who doesn't know, we just don't know what they look or sound like, nor do we have any names for them). It's fun and I like seeing their dynamic. Iirc, one (or both) of them calls Toya "Little Maestro."

And one of them, don't ask which I don't remember, just so happens, to be exes with Shousuke Otori, Emu's second eldest brother.

Bankita Day (4/3) fic!

This took longer than I expected but BEHOLD I HAVE WRITTEN FLUFF FOR MY BOYS

~

The thing about only getting to see your boyfriend/husband when you’ve been pulled into a pocket dimension outside of time is that it makes it really hard to plan to do, you know, cute couple stuff. The kind of stuff Minato would’ve normally rolled his eyes at but really likes the idea of doing with Yu.

Like listening to music together, or going to the park, or making him cookies— if they would stop coming out like shit. 

First the first batch has too much flour and crumbles to bits, then he forgets about the oven and overcooks the next batch, and now the batch that survived baking look like a bunch of clowns with their faces melting off because Minato sucks at decorating.

Three dozen cookies in the trash is when Minato decides he needs backup. 

As if sensing his distress— which is entirely possible, given everything— Hamuko shows up. 

“What happened here?” she asks, taking in the destroyed kitchen. 

“I’m trying to make cookies for Yu, but they’re not coming out well.”

“F.”

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Me: *cackles wildly*

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Ao3 down send asks since I can’t read fic and aggressively refresh for comments

Saw a template on Pinterest and I had to draw the power rangers OCs who only exist in my and @yumizurueleonora 's dms lol

The template from @mellon_soup on Patreon/TikTok (idk if they're on tumblr sorry)

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“That’s it! I can’t take it anymore! We’ve been in here for days! Let’s go shopping!”

Sweet-P looked up from her tea.

“I’m not going shopping with you. You don’t have any fashion sense.”

“...I’ll pay for anything you want and I’ll help you give everyone makeovers.”

“...Let’s go!”

“Yeah!”