Feeling So Sick I Can’t Even Selfship Properly

Meme man

Surprise Zen POTG from a couple days ago??

I didnt mean to kill that Cass but hey lucky shot

I actually got backfilled into this game and my team was losing 0-1, after I joined we managed to turn the game into a 2-2 but lost the last point

That also means I got a potg for 4/5 favorite characters! I’m surprised I havent gotten a potg for Sym when Ive gotten like triple kills from her turrets before

Non-selfship related but DAMN IT I WANT TO SAY POKEMON LEGENDS Z-A LOOKS SO COOL but also I HAD A CONCEPT OF A POKEMON SWSH SEQUEL THAT FELT LIKE THIS AND I KINDA WISH WE HAD A SEQUEL TO POKEMON SWSH LIKE THIS DANG IT

I WANTED TO CALL IT POKEMON LEGENDS ETERNATUS BUT I WASNT SURE IF I SHOULD CALL IT CAUSE LEGENDS GAMES ONLY TOOK PLACE IN THE PAST BUT HERE WE FUCKING ARE

Can DPS players please understand to just COME CLOSER when I’m playing Zen, I LITERALLY JUST DIED AND COMING BACK FROM SPAWN I CANT WALK THAT FAST AND STOP HIDING BEHIND THE FUCKING WALLS SO I CAN PUT THE HARMONY ORB ON YOU

Rant caused by a Soldier 76 constantly pinging me for heals when I just died and had to come back from spawn and died as soon as I got there, causing me to waste an ult, and then flamed me by saying “no healer” at the end of the match (However I also got a potg with Zen somehow rather then him so that was fun)

And also a Pharah camping on the SECOND FLOOR OF THE LIJANG TOWER CONTROL CENTER and kept pinging me for heals when 1)I’m not fast enough to get up there 2) the other team was surrounding the corners and 3) I WAS PRIORITIZING THE TANK WHO WAS TRYING TO DEFEND THE POINT

Fuck it, random Magolor hcs because I am so normal about him

(most of these are about Magolor being a stupid cat)

-My hc about Magolor is that he was part of the Jambastion mages and trained under them, but was cast out for having "dangerous" magic. He ran away by stealing the Lor Starcutter, and heard stories about the Master Crown. Different texts and books about the Master Crown tried to corrupt his mind and made him obsessed with it. He fought Landia for it, and lost, and well, the rest is history.

-He still gets nightmares about the Master Crown still, he's afraid of the dark and sharp things like blades, always gets uneasy when he sees Kirby use his Sword ability (but he won’t admit it)

-goes CRAZY over yarn balls, just throw one against a wall if he's annoying you and watch him POUNCE at it and get all tangled in the strings (He wouldn't be able to get himselff out either) he also goes crazy for feather toys and laser pointers

-Will purr and knead on you if he feels particularly clingy

-I also think he likes fish cause he's a cat, his favorite food is sushi

-scared of water, freaks out and starts hissing when he even the slightest bit of water on his fur

-He's not the best cook per say, but he likes making sweet treats, things like caramel/chocolate popcorn, cotton candies and stuff like that to sell to his guests at Merry Magoland (Kirby especially loves them!)

-Can't be organized for shit, he only really cleans the main part of the Lor Starcutter to look good for other people and then the bottom floor is just an attic where he chucks his random shit and never clean it out like its the Narnia close

Someone please make an animatic with Ramattra and Look What You Made Me Do by Taylor Swift cause the lyrics are so him coded

Sealed away forever

I’d call this:Flankmattra

Finally back on this game after school was kicking me in the ass this week, but I also had fun on halloween this year! I dressed up as Strawberry Shortcake and I loved my costume alot, wbu?

Also DANG IT Symmetra and Zen got nerfed but I think I am getting used to the Discord orb change? I did good on a game even with the Zen change (But that was mostly because the Reaper on my team just carried the entire game and was super sweet to me)

Also, ALSO, I finally got Illari! I didnt have time to play her today but Im excited to play her next time I get on. Only completing the games and not winning them makes quite a difference considering how fast I got her.

Weird moment:I got a penalty out of compeittive for 2 minutes because I got backfilled into a game, but my computer wasn't loading the hero select screen and I was frozen on the loading screen for the map the entire time while the game thought I was throwing in the spawn room cause to them cause I wasn't (couldn't) choosing a character and getting out the spawn room under the 10 second mark

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