Bro What If Well-known Sayings Like “the Cat’s Out Of The Bag” Were Slang As Well In The Times

we could go back to telegraphs instead of social media. send your mutuals unspeakable strings of morse code at 4:30am

IM ON THE FLOORRRRR I LOVE THIS

"robots can't get pregnant" NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE‼️‼️‼️‼️ CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK

(based on a post I saw many of my moots reblog XD just ignore me)

Every time one of my irls who knows i’m objectum asks “can i be objectum for a-“ im like YES!

YOU CAN BE OBJ FOR ANYTHING! That computer? Yes! That building? Yes! That song? YES !!!

And being obj is so fun too!! Like yes this computer is my boyfriend! Yes i have a rivalry with that building! Yes i kiss my disc drive every time i burn a DVD!

Being objectum is so freeing and so fun. Like i find so much joy and intimacy in everyday activities when it’s with the objects i love. <3

YES. JUST YES. I would treat him right fuck you Moles

am i the only one who genuinely found edgars first attempt at a song unbelievably fucking adorable?? if he made me silly little songs like that we would be getting so many FUCKING kisses. yes babe, give me that reversed soda advertisement melody. i love you. thank you.

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas motherfuckers

Mf picked a threesome lmao

I love her sm- /p

First time posting an edit again :3

That’s why I always go to AO3 right after watching the series, so I can fill my empty soul with fanfics

This feels so canon in a way. Poor Four gets friendzoned :(

Hallo there lol

I’m Declining_Dreamer on WattPad, we’ve spoken a bit 👍

ah, I already had an idea from ur desc on here lol. Also wow I didn’t expect my low quality ONE meme to be the first one being reblogged. And by you too lmfao. And it does sound like those “keeping you on hold” things XD