5-10 Years Later, Warlock Tries To Contact His Old Nanny And Gardener And Thank Them For Making His Childhood

5-10 years later, Warlock tries to contact his old nanny and gardener and thank them for making his childhood less-fucked-up. 'Miraculously', those letters turn up by Aziraphale and Crowley.

Aziraphale: *reading 'Francis's' letter* Oh dear, do you think we should - that is, that Nanny Astoreth and Brother Francis should pay a visit to young Warlock?

Crowley: I don't know why we should bother, Angel. We only kept an eye on him cause we thought he was the Antichrist.

Aziraphale: Well, yes, of course, but... Warlock doesn't know that. The way he writes about us... it seems we were quite important to him when he was a child.

Crowley: And what good will meeting him again will do, exactly? We're not gonna tell him "Oh, actually we're both supernatural entities and we were only paying attention to you because we thought you might bring up the end of the world!", what are we gonna do, lie to him some more?

Aziraphale: I know WHY we did it, Crowley, but if it was so important to him.... Well... maybe we could make an effort too..

Crowley: You didn't even like the kid, Angel! You kept telling me he was a brat!

Aziraphale: Oh, you know I'm no good with children, Crowley....

Crowley: Rmember that one time Warlock had a cold and he accidently touched you with a snot-filled hand and you called it 'an obvious indication of his satanic heritage?' Or that time you brought the Owl Husbands Bible with you to work and I had to stop Warlock from doodling on the pages?

Aziraphale: *winces*.... Yes... well... *thinks* Crowley, is that the letter for Nanny Astoreth? It's still unopen. You haven't read it yet?

Crowley: *Shrug* I don't see why I should bother.

Aziraphale: Can you at least do that? You owe him that much, I think.

Crowley: Okay, fine! But I'm not doing it for that brat, Angel, I'm doing this for you.

Crowley: *Reads*

Crowley: *starts tearing up halfway through the third sentence of the letter* GET IN THE CAR ANGEL WE NEED TO GO SEE OUR SON

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Some Bruiseshipping headcanons cause I’m bored (some are NSFW, be warned)

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They’ll be up for hours just talking and playing video games they love each other’s company that much

Cole was never actually into Nya he only got involved cause Jay was being a dick but in the end they thanked her because she was the reason they got so close

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Jay once called Cole ‘Daddy’ in front of everyone just to freak them out and then they laughed about it for hours after

Then Nya got them back by calling Skylor ‘Mommy’ and all four of them just lost their shit

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They do couples costumes on Halloween and then they do a Haunted House and they bet on who can last longer without messing up their costume

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Nya caught them making out once and that was sort of how they came out to the rest of the team

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He avoided Cole for a little while after realizing he was in love and that was around the time Cole realized how much he loved Jay

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i think i just made myself sad…

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5 years ago

Episode 2 of Season 11, with subs

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5 years ago

hey everyone !

so, i really really like drawing for this au, i mean, i manage to take my time to do them nicely, like i want them to be ! even if those are still doodles

kai, zane, nya and lloyd ! don’t forget that lloyd is still a babey in this au

next drawing will be more detailed, colored etc, i think !

i also thought about drawing their room (as jay and cole, kai and zane are roomate) but well i’m not very good on perspective, so i don’t know;;

for the moment, enjoy those cuties💘

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