F-O-Z Sergeants!

Soap: *Making the most extreme and reckless plan while hiding from the enemy* What do ye guys think? Good plan eh?

Oswald: Whatever floats your Titanic

Gaz: Titanic? Didn't it sink?

Oswald: Yep. Just like Soaps IQ when he came up with that suicidal plan

Gaz: Truth or dare?

Oswald: Truth

Gaz: How many hours have you slept this week?

Oswald: ...Dare?

Gaz: Go to sleep

Oswald: I don't like this game...

A trip to Hawai'i P.6

[Learning Pidgin]

Oswald: Alright! If you dont wanna be constantly labeled a "Haole," then you better learn some basic Hawaiian pidgin

Ghost: Seems simple enough

Gaz: *Shakes his head* Trust me...it's not

Oswald: First, you gon hear people say "Choke" a lot. And no, it's not to physically choke someone out. Choke just means "plenty"

Soap: *Taking notes* Aye, what else?

Oswald: There's also Grindz, which means "Food." Then theres Ono, which means "Yummy." Broke-da-mout, which you usually pair that with "All loose" which means "So good you can eat untill your jaw loses function." But thats just an expression. Kanak-attak, which means "It's so good, that I ate too much and is gon pass out."

Gaz: Bloody- Bonnie, how many terms are there?

Oswald: ...

Oswald: Moving on- There's the "Hawaiian honorifics" of Tutu, auntie, uncle, sistah, braddah and cuzins. Be careful who you call Auntie or Uncle, because unless you're a kid, they'd take it as an insult

Ghost: So why call anyone Auntie and Uncle?

Oswald: Because then you a Haole

Soap: Aye. Now listen to Bonnie, uncle

Ghost: *Gives Soap the death stare*

Gaz: Soap, stop it. You'll raise uncles blood pressure

Ghost: That's it! *Tackles Soap and Gaz*

S.I.A.D.F-0-Z

(Secret. International. Affairs. Division. Force-0-Z)

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Founders: Kate Laswell, Gerneral Shepard, Oscar Watts(K.I.A)

Members:

Cpt. Oscar "2-Bit" Watts(K.I.A)

Cpt. Willow "Oswald" Pelekai

L.T Liam "Smokes" Cromwell

Srg. Ethan "DICE" Uehara

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Beans on Carbs

Ghost and Gaz in the kitchen eating beans on toast:

Oswald walking in grabbing an empty bowl: Oh hey

Gaz mentally preparing himself for the classic American banter: Hey Oz-

Oswald: Yo can you pass me the can?

Ghost: Okay?

Oswald: *proceeds to dump the whole can of pork n beans in her rice*

Gaz: WTF-

Ghost: Beans on rice?

Oswald: I grew up poor in Oahu, so let me enjoy my food in peace

Gaz: But rice?

Oswald: Its a local comfort food. Plus, both are just beans on carbs anyways

Ghost: She has a point

Soap walking in: You're all disgusting

Laswell: There's 2 snipers to your left, so proceed with caution

Smokes: On it

Oswald: Rogah

Dice: Yes mom

Everyone: ...

Laswell: Mom?

Dice: I said ma'am-!

Smokes: No, I definitely heard "mom"

Oswald adding on smuggly: Either that or we're all going deaf

Dice: Can we all just drop the subject!

Laswell: You see me as a mother figure?

Dice: I see you as a colleague

Oswald: He definitely sees you as a mother figure

Laswell amused: Alright, alright. Lets stay focused. There should be a few guys inside, so take the roof.

Oswald: Yes mom

Smokes: Understood, mom

Dice: Screw you guys...

Workout schedule

Price: We need to discuss your guys workout schedule

Gaz: Wdym? Were all able bodied here

Price: And thats great, but the times you guys go out is driving me insane

Ghost: I hardly cross you guys at the gym, and its great

Price: Thats because you go at 3am. Kyle goes at 10pm, and Soap?

Soap: Yeh?

Price: He doesn't even have a set time

Soap: I go when the wind tells me

Gaz staring at Ghost: 3am?!

Ghost: Its empty and I get to play my music as loud as I want

Soap: Really? Maybe I should start heading out with ye then Ghost

Gaz: Yeh, sounds amazing. No people, only my music? No wonder you go so early

Soap talking with Gaz already making plans: Wake at 0200 so we can leave with Ghost

Gaz: Sounds like a plan

Ghost: No wait-

Price sighing and lighting a cigarette in defeat: This wasn't how this was supposed to go...

Went to a con today and funny story...

I was sitting down scrolling through CoD tumblr. Some guy stands in front of me, chatting with someone next to me. All I hear is heavy gear and only see this dudes black leggings. I thought, "Hehe, it would be so funny if this dude was dressed as a CoD character." MY GUY SITS DOWN AND ALL I SEE IS KONIG AND NEALRY CHOKE 🥲

My mind went completely BLANK, and being the complete dunce I was, I didn't ask for a pic bc 1, no storage(I'm an android user with way too many pictures) and 2, I'm akward.

Another thing.

After being screamed at by a friend for not taking pictures of the Konig cosplayer, I made a comment on how if it were a Ghost cosplayer, I'd def drop everything for a pic. I leave for a bit to use the restroom, come back and in the corner of my eye, I see a Ghost cosplayer.

I drop everything, ran to my brother and snatched his phone bc he had storage, ran to the Ghost cosplayer and asked for a pic, then ran away.

I was able to snatch a pic of the Konig cosplayer.

The guy was in a cosplay contest and my friend just wanted to see the Konig so I snatched 4 totally non-creepy, non-stalker pics of the guy bc I needed to be picked up then and there and couldn't wait till the guy was done.

Also the dumb texts taken during the whole thing:

A trip to Hawai'i

[The Beach]

Soap: Ye weren't kidding, Bonnie. The beaches here are surreal!

Ghost: *Nudges Oswald* And with less people

Oswald: *Smirks* You're lucky you know someone with knowlage about the less touristy spots

Soap: *Bolts to the ocean to avoid the hot sand*

Gaz: He didn't put on sunscreen

Price: *Walking up, blowing out his cig* He'll figure it out sooner or later

Later:

Laswell: *Sitting under the shade with Price* It's nice to have time off to losen up

Price: Mm, after last opperation? They deserve it

Laswell: *Smiles* Nice knowing they can finally relax too

Soap: *Yelling from the water* BONNIE! I FOUND A TURTLE!

Oswald: OI! NO TOUCHING DA HONU'S! *Throws sandball at Soap*

Soap: OW- *Picks up sand and attempts to throw it at Oswald, but misses and hits Ghost*

Laswell: Well...they're relaxing in their own way

Price: *Ammused* GET UP SI! THIS MEANS WAR!

Laswell: *Puts on earbuds to block out everyones shouting* At least I'll be the one relaxing today

Ghost grabbing a tea with his smoke at 3am

Meanwhile Soap with a desk full of energy drinks, tinkering with explosives