To Make Binder Break Days Slightly Less Uncomfortable I Like To Find Some Baggy Clothes And Try To Put

so on the unfortunate and very likely chance the community movie gets cancelled I've decided I'll just write my own version bc I have no life. Since that means I could just do what I want here's what I would include:

• cannon trobed

• Annie gets therapy (shes quite bad at it)

•takes place shortly after troy gets back, every meets up to reunite and when they're sharing stories and reminiscing Annie convinced them to go back for old times sake

• troy fully convinced pierce is haunting him at greendale and throughout the movie everyone else goes from denying to slowly begging to believe it too and it turns out Annie's boobs was doing it

° bonus scene where they walk into a room and find a ouji board and the door closes, Jeff starts freaking out trying to deny he's starting to believe and he runs out to find who was responsible and just finds someone smoking weed in the storage closet

•abed become a famous director ofc bc he's my favorite

•britta started doing more disability advocacy but she starts talking about it to the group and is infantilizing disabled people without realizing so jeff points it out and that starts a little argument and then Annie is like "why don't we ask abed then" and he starts mentally destroying them with his psychoanalysis

Anyways if anyone's got suggestions feel free to add them

love the idea of troy going up to jeff and asking for advice because he thinks he might be in love with abed and jeff obviously is like of COURSE you are for fucks sake just get together do you really think abed DOESNT like you

and troy goes oh no i know he does. we know we’re in love with each other but its too easy to just get together we want our romance movie moment where we pine and then our friends tell us to get over ourselves first

jeff just sighs and says of course and then starts giving him advice

posts that live in my head rent free

"well, I don't really have a favorite band," I say.

I lie

This is now my new favorite best friend duo

statement of timothy stoker regarding jonathan sim’s BLATANT FAVORITISM

mabel helping martin out with his workplace romance

man known for wooing file clerks vs file clerk final boss

something about first impressions idk

bonus:

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Chuffed

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