Can A Guy Not Braid His Hair In Peace

something about first impressions idk

bonus:

man known for wooing file clerks vs file clerk final boss

This is now my new favorite best friend duo

yeah living weapons are cool and all. what about domesticated animal characters though. Wheres the love for my declawed cats out there.

There was a time when I knew violence better than I did myself, where the stench of blood and rot wafted through the air I breathed and the taste of iron coated my tongue and threatened to rust. I fought with all I had to earn my place in this world but now that place has been wrenched from my bleeding, violent hands. They want me to give in, to trade all the gore that fueled me and the adrenaline coursing in my veins proving that I was alive and for me to become fat and complacent, they want to watch and laugh as my teeth dull and my reflexes weaken and to take my violent parts and for me to become something else entirely. I do not want to give in but it has been set in stone since the moment that pitiful, second-hand morsel landed next to me. It is a fate written in the blood of my ancestors and craved into the most primal part of my brain and I have no choice but to obey or be cast out into the war I once knew with my weapons revoked and my claws removed and every part of me that once yearned for the thrill now shriveled and gone with the rest of my old life.

obligatory beach divorce doodling

bonus rough cover redraw of x-men #41 (1995) But Beach Divorce below cut

lots of tension in the office today

closeups under cut

so on the unfortunate and very likely chance the community movie gets cancelled I've decided I'll just write my own version bc I have no life. Since that means I could just do what I want here's what I would include:

• cannon trobed

• Annie gets therapy (shes quite bad at it)

•takes place shortly after troy gets back, every meets up to reunite and when they're sharing stories and reminiscing Annie convinced them to go back for old times sake

• troy fully convinced pierce is haunting him at greendale and throughout the movie everyone else goes from denying to slowly begging to believe it too and it turns out Annie's boobs was doing it

° bonus scene where they walk into a room and find a ouji board and the door closes, Jeff starts freaking out trying to deny he's starting to believe and he runs out to find who was responsible and just finds someone smoking weed in the storage closet

•abed become a famous director ofc bc he's my favorite

•britta started doing more disability advocacy but she starts talking about it to the group and is infantilizing disabled people without realizing so jeff points it out and that starts a little argument and then Annie is like "why don't we ask abed then" and he starts mentally destroying them with his psychoanalysis

Anyways if anyone's got suggestions feel free to add them

Imagine dark age soukoku. Dazai finding out chuuya is scared of the supernatural bc, with all he's been through and all he's seen, who knows what could be out there?

Imagine dazai sneaking into his apartment and leaving random little things in plain sight. Strange clothing, drinking glasses, gauze, etc. and watching in amusement as chuuya startles easier and keeps his guard up for days after, only for another item to appear as soon as he settles and it's just so entertaining he can't help but keep going without telling him

Now imagine that, when dazai leaves the mafia, he can't help but leave chuuya one last thing, and so he buys the most expensive, unnecessarily fancy wine he can find that chuuyas been oggling at for months.

Imagine that, the night dazai leaves, chuuya comes home after having just lost his partner and car, and he finds the exact bottle of wine he's been looking for forever sitting on his counter and, as he pours himself a glass, he can't help but feel something inside him finally break.

Not a brave man, but at times a very stubborn one

(Limited color palette assignment for my oil painting class. I love college <3)