Lady From The Ocean 🌊🐚

You were born with the unique power to see the most interesting "stat" of a person floating over their head. For most, it's stuff like "TIMES WON GAMES OF POKER: 43," or "PROMISES BROKEN: 105." Today, you glance up at someone sitting nearby to see "EXTRATERRESTRIALS KILLED: 27."

Favorite bird genre has got to be 'that's literally just a dinosaur'

Groove-Billed Ani

Hoatzin

Pheasant Coucal

Part 46 of my bakery “enemies” au!

they’re drunk, your honor

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Part 66 of my bakery “enemies” au!

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(guy who sees cats called 'toms' all the time) yeah im a tomboy :) nya

"teens are prone to tantrums and are emotionally unstable" - okay, yeah, puberty is real, and emotional regulation is a difficult skill to learn. but also. any adult person would be pissed if their opinions were disregarded, they had no say in what happens to them, their emotions and feelings were downplayed and their privacy were intruded on.

sonic's eyeliner adventure

here comes the airplane

Part 63 of my bakery “enemies” au!

someone struck a nerve

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