My Go-to Insult Is 'your Face' And I'll Mutter Insults Under My Breath Sometimes And Today Someone Mentioned

*takes his glasses* how many fingers am I holding up?

“Now give em back.”

//I guess I’ll use this style for simpler stuff

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A Fantasy AU idea or something a friend and I came up with. Conceptual stuff for a possible askblog in the future maybe who knows not me thats who. ( I don’t really like these too much but heeyyyyy  ;;>//v//>)

I gotta do Frannie and Canada’s soooon. ;c; 

I love kids they’re all like.. “when i grow up i’m gonna be an astronaut and a chef and a doctor and an olympic swimmer” like that self confidence! That drive! That optimism! Where does it go

Me, everyday 😂

Since you're also German you probably understand what I mean, when I say: Imagine aph Germany with dialects! Like Plattdeutsch-speaking fisher!Germany or Kölsch-speaking!Germany at the Karneval. I'm so in love with the idea that he can speak all German-German dialects, but doesn't really understand Switzerland or Liechtenstein. :D

siGN ME THE FUCK UP!! Or Germany with a bavarian dialect, accompanied by Prussia with a berliner accent or a fucking saxon dialect or various prussian dialects ahhh omfg ;;;

Dude. I kept reading this asくこみ for the longest time

we’reくコ:彡 entering squid territory

 くコ:彡                                                                       くコ:彡                              くコ:彡  くコ:彡                                                        くコ:彡                           くコ:彡 くコ:彡

Know your way around Narnia

CS Lewis was born on this day in 1898. A poet, academic, critic and theologian, Lewis is best known for his novels, particularly the timelessly popular Chronicles of Narnia.

This delightful map of Narnia and its surrounding lands was drawn by Lewis himself and now resides in the Bodleian archives, preserving a privileged insight into Lewis’ world-making processes.

Lewis did not intend for his own illustration to be published in his books, intending instead that a professional artist would create a more polished interpretation. Pauline Baynes was introduced to Lewis by his fellow Inkling JRR Tolkien, and she redrafted the map for publication in Prince Caspian, the second book of the series.

In a letter with further instructions for Baynes, dated 8 January 1951, Lewis described the finished look he was hoping for.

My idea was that the map should be more like a medieval map than an Ordnance Survey – mountains and castles drawn – perhaps winds blowing at the corners – and a few heraldic-looking ships, whales and dolphins in the sea.

For those who do not know Narnia quite so well, here are some of the more interesting places on the map.

Aslan’s How: The mound covering what was once the Stone Table where Aslan was sacrificed.

Beruna: One of the four named towns in Narnia. Strategically built at the confluence of rivers, Beruna became the site of two great battles.

Cair Paravel: The capital of the Kingdom of Narnia, and the location of the Royal Castle where High King Peter, Queen Susan, Queen Lucy and King Edmund havetheir thrones.

Dancing Lawn: The ritual site for old Narnians, and the meeting place after Prince Caspian flees from Miraz’s castle.

Lantern Waste: The location of The Lantern of Ever Lighted Lamp, the lamppost where Lucy and Mr Tumnus first meet after she passes through the wardrobe. Lantern Waste is also where Digory, Polly, Jadis and their companions witnessed the creation of Narnia.

Miraz’s Castle: Where Prince Caspian is raised by Miraz, his uncle and un-rightful ruler of Narnia. 

Trufflehunter’s Cave: The home of Trufflehunter the badger, first talking animal that Prince Caspian meets and later a Knight in the Order of the Lion.

RIP Wally West

November 11, 1994 - June 20, 2016

Mochi America as big chungus

Romeo (Seborga) and Feliciana (nyo!n. Italy) walking to the store or something. Rom’s a good older brother.

All Vargas kids have curly hair here bc it’s my sleep over and I get to pick the movie.