"matpat Is Asleep. Quick! Post The Yaoi Theory!"

Hey. Don't feel bad about what we did. Janet was gonna put me in a psych ward. You saved me. And Doug? Eh. We just wanted his hand. And now look what you can do with it. That hand… was gonna do terrible things. And now it’s a… it’s a conduit for the talent of REO Speedwagon. LISA FRANKENSTEIN (2024) dir. Zelda Williams, written by Diablo Cody

I thought about both. Slay.

*fictional male character who’s old and shitty and emotionally constipated and has a dedicated fanbase of people that lust after him*

you know I just don’t see the appeal, personally. not my thing I guess but I’m glad y’all are having fun

*the exact same character but as a butch lesbian*

oh.

Death is temporary. I’ll love you forever. 🥀

This movie spoke to me and all the weird girls ❤️✨

Yall, today we learned this is the color. And that’s its real name.

Was looking for some lighthearted regency era shenanigans, but woah, this hit hard.

If Augustus is Jonah, and becomes conscious, I Hope we see him break down in tmagp

Like he gave everything to the eye and it threw him away like he was nothing. He had killed a lot of people and even ones he had loved. He had to kill his humanity and even who he was for it. He spent centuries sacrificing and serving it so it can have the world in its image, So it can have power. And it threw him away without a second thought. For someone who was trying to kill it.

If the theory that the fears are different now, imagine how scared he’ll be when he wakes up, doesn’t know this and thinks the eye cut him off completely. He dedicated his life to it. Now that it’s gone, what would he even do.

I like to think that Jonah was actually a person at some point. before the eye. That he genuinely loved Barnabas and all of them. That he had motivations outside of the eye. Before he threw them away for the beholding. I like to think now that he has his original voice back, and not one of the stolen ones from Elias Bouchard or James Wright, will send him on a spiral. Reminds him of who he was. And what he could’ve had if he never got involved.

Worldbuilding Prompts: Food Related Questions

A: How different is the food in this world compared to the food in the real word?

B: What's the national dish?

C: What type of flavor is most popular? Spicy, sweet, or sour?

D: Is most food hot or cold? Or is a mix?

E: It's late and someone is hungry. Where is somewhere they could go to get food?

F: Is there a type of food that would be weird to eat outside a specific timeframe? (EX: How most people in real life don't consider a baked potato to be breakfast food.)

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G: What's the most popular type of candy?

H: How would a meal between the average person and an elite member of society compare?

I: Do different species eat different things?

J: What ingredients would be used in the average sandwich?

K: What snack or dish is considered childish?

L: What dish do most find really taste. (EX: Like how pizza is mostly considered to be a tasty food in real life.)

M: What dish would be the grossest to an outsider?

N: Someone is feeling lazy. What's a quick meal they could make?

O: What type of food would be served at a cookout?

P: What's an average side served as dinner time?

Q: Which manners would someone be expected to follow at the dinner table?

R: What would be considered dinner food?

S: How common would it be for someone to be a vegetarian or vegan?

T: Is their a drink that's most commonly served with dinner?

U: What type of dish would be served at a fantasy event?

V: Where are crops most often grown?

W: What type of meat is most common to eat?

X: What's the most popular type of fruit and vegetable?

Y: Is the average dish spicy? If so, could someone not from the world eat it without tremendous amount of pain?

Z: What type of snacks are served at movie theaters?

don’t even LOOK at me

ELIAS.

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