Book Quotes That I Will Never Recover From

every other fandoms would react to the pg going up to 16 like "oooh spicy stuff sexy time" and the soc fandom goes "KAZ IS GONNA RIP SOME EYES OUT EVERYONE GET POPCORN" and i love that for us

Merren Asper reminds me of Wylan van Eck. They both look like this sweet summer child and then BOOM! you are dead (literally boom! in Wylan's case)

First Monday without SOBH...I'm gonna reread it again 😭

kit and ty + ‘beautiful’

It's always:

"Kit ran away to another country because he was rejected by his crush"

Or

"Dru and Ash are gonna end up together"

But never

"How is Julian gonna feel when he discovers Ty tried to resurrect Livvy and she's now a ghost"

Probably, my next favorite fictional group

"Don't forget, you're the one I hired"

I think it’s safe to say that I’m sobh-ing.

This scene was awesome

THE SANDMAN — 1.01 “Sleep of the Just”

+ "if Pekka Rollins kills us all I'm going to get Wylan's ghost to teach my ghost how to play the flute just so I can annoy your ghost" "I'll hire Mattias's ghost to kick your ghost's ass" "my ghost won't associate with your ghost"

underrated Iconic™ six of crows/crooked kingdom moments

inej simultaneously choking tante heleen and stealing her priceless diamonds like a bamf

kaz’s ‘embarrassed teenage boy’ act in front of smeets (i was laughign so hard)

“pay someone to pay someone to pay someone to burn your kruge”

that time kaz and wylan chemically burned a hole in the ceiling and dropped into the middle of van eck’s dinner party

matthias grumbling “i. should. let. you. die.” while trying to restart kaz’s heart; nina giving kaz mouth-to-mouth resuscitation 

kaz staying conscious even though a prison guard shoved his bare fingers in his mouth (!!!)

Wyvil

inej breaking van eck’s nose SHE DID THAT

JESPER’S SHOT @ KUWEI!! MY HEART WAS IN MY THROAT WHY DOES NO ONE TALK ABOUT THIS 

kaz complaining nonstop bc alys van eck Wont ShuT UP

nina f-bombing @ matthias

child kaz f-bombing @ the man who wont let him see mr. hertzoon

“you’re too broke to buy waffles” 

llewelyn

KAZ’S IDIOTIC SMILE WHEN HE SEES INEJ JESPER AND WYLAN THUNDERING FROM THE ICE COURT IN A TANK DRAGGING THE ‘STRYMAKT FJERDAN’ BANNER HONESTLY DOES IT GET ANY BETTER

nina’s pregnant woman charade 

“i will turn your teeth inside out” “that’s physically impossible”

WYLAN’S DRUNK FJERDAN NATIONAL ANTHEM

wylan “im not a thief” van eck: offended @ “you think like a lockpick”; one (1) book later wylan has a scheming face and a “very passable imitation of kaz’s glare”

“if you ever cared about me at all, don’t follow.” Kaz Why Are You Like This Kaz

damage