Sir You Have No Right Being This Cute While Fucking Holding A Full Bag Of Explosives

Silver flashed in the shadows; the left upper quarter of his face was covered by a metal mask.

-The Sword Catcher-Cassndra Clare

Why don't we get an instruction manual when we are born? Like, seriously, I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing anymore

Kel, looking at Ji-an, Merren, and Andreyen: You three are the bermuda triangle of morals.

So who's ready for today's sobh? Not me

When do we all think Ty realized that he loves Kit?

The moment on the balcony of the London Institute? The one time Kit said he would miss him if he left for the Scholomance? The night Kit declared his love? The day after Kit left?

i saw a post talking about when Death must've come to get Roderick Burgess and i can't stop laughing about it pffff

I take it back. We are a whole circus not thinking they will

We are a whole circus for thinking Kit and Ty will meet before TWP 🥲

viktor arcane has to be one of the characters ever.

he's gay. he's terminally ill. he's suicidal. he's from league of legends. he's in a toxic relationship with an orb. he also might be the orb(???). he bullshitted his way into the academy by pretending he went there. he rizzed up a guy so he wouldn't kill himself. he then tried to impress said guy by breaking into his boss's lab. then when he got caught he tried to play it off by saying he thought this big intimidating door was his bedroom door and he was just trying to sneak a guy in there. he nearly died because hetero sex was happening like a mile away. kinda. he took illegal drugs. he's also the apprentice of the guy who's making the illegal drugs and never mentions it. he's inspired off of the tale of frankenstein's monster. he got shot by a missle and fucking died. when he came back to life he immediately broke up his messy gay situationship and became jesus fucking christ.

truly one of the characters of all time

Us thinking this week's sobh would be cute and peaceful

One time I was at school looking around for my water bottle and was about to ask my friends if they had seen it when I realised I was holding it and I just drank from the damned thing too