Star Wars Characters As Random Quotes I Collected From A Semester Of College, Part Three

Star Wars Characters as Random Quotes I Collected From a Semester of College, Part Three

(This one’s fun size because I used a bunch of the ones from this semester on this!)

Anyone talking about Palpatine: You thought the double chin was bad? Try the quadruple forehead

Obi-Wan after Anakin kills younglings: When I trained you to assassinate people, I wasn’t training you to assassinate kindergarteners!

Anakin Skywalker: All good things come out of spite.

Kanan at all times after he meets Hera: At least I’m not intoxicated.

Hera @ the kids: I’m taking away your death wish privileges.

Anakin Skywalker, choking someone: Morals schmorals.

Hondo Ohnaka: Betrayal of the highest order is my only specialty. Oh, and also business.

The fandom @ Ahsoka: AHSOKA DID YOU DIE A G A I N

Ezra Bridger: When it comes to brain cells, I have negative 322.

Kanan Jarrus in A New Dawn: When in doubt, flirt.

Ezra Bridger: This holds a very special place in my heart because I stole it

The Sith: I love the feeling of helplessness and death and coldness.

The Ghost Crew adopting Ezra: There’s nothing sinful about kidnapping.

The Pike Syndicate: Gotta save the weed

Hera when sending the kids on a mission: Don’t be scared. Just don’t be stupid.

Kanan Jarrus after hearing the kids fight for 18292020 hours: I’m allergic to drama.

Hera: Says the biggest drama queen I know.

Bonus from Guardians of the Galaxy:

Kanan, Hera, Zaluna, and Skelly: “No one’s gonna blow up moons”

Count Vidian: “You just wanna suck the joy out of everything”

Bonus from Brooklyn Nine-Nine:

Kanan Jarrus: Kids, I love you. Hera, you’re perfect. Kasmir, DON’T CALL ME KID