PLS I NEED PEOPLE THAT ARE GOOD AT WRITING FANFICS TO HEAR ME OUT OKAY???

PLS I NEED PEOPLE THAT ARE GOOD AT WRITING FANFICS TO HEAR ME OUT OKAY???

Sirius Black as Osamu Dazai.

You don't understand, I'm OBSESSED with this idea 😭 I'd write a fanfic but I'm shit at writing, so least I can do is give y'all an AU to work with if y'all want (pls I'm begging)

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So:

*Let's just say that the prank happened earlier* (or that Dazai's older in cannon, whatever you want, I'll just go with this) *and he felt so unbelievably guilty for betraying the love of his life* (I'm a Wolfstar shipper 😭) *in such a way and because of that he decides to stay away from the dorms for a while.*

*But the guilt became too much for Sirius to bear. He wrote goodbye letters, apologizing for his actions, confessing his love for Remus and explaining his reasons. He snuck into the dorms, laying the letters onto a table in the Gryffindor common room before leaving again. After some contemplation he decided to leave Hogwarts in order to do this because he didn't want them to find his body or, god forbid, someone finding him before he's dead and helping him.*

*He went to a bridge* (if you wanna use something else, go ahead, I didn't really know which to use) *and just as he was about to jump off, a man in a white coat approached him. He talked Sirius out of jumping and offered to give him a purpose and something to ease the guilt.*

*So Sirius black became Osamu Dazai.*

*Mori Ougai took the boy to Japan, and that's when all the cannon stuff happened.*

*Alright, but then also consider this. Some time later* (maybe a year or two?) *Soukoku being sent on a mission to Hogwarts* (idk why, maybe to investigate or sum?) *because Mori still knows who Dazai used to be and that he used to go to Hogwarts. So Sirius Black comes back to Hogwarts, but as Osamu Dazai.*

*So what will the Marauders and Regulus do when they find out that Sirius Black isn't actually dead and still very much alive, and that he's back but very very different.*

(and maybe if y'all want to, then consider this:)

*Remus, after finding out that his dear Star is alive and back, being jealous when he sees Soukoku together because their dynamic and closeness can have people questioning whether they're dating or enemies.* (they're dating, trust) *only to find out, later on, that Skk is very much not just a friend/rivalship. They're dating.*

*BUT ALSO, consider JAMES to be also jealous when he sees how close Skk is. Because Sirius was his best friend, so who is this short ginger dude with anger issues to steal his best friend away like that?! Who does this guy think he is, joking around, laughing, having inside jokes and all the stuff he used to have with Sirius/Dazai?!*

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If anyone wants to write a fanfic, pls tell me 😭 I'm dying for this.

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