Shauna Never Fully Letting Go Of Jackie And Her And Jeff Visiting Her Parents On Her Birthday Every Year.

The stars couldn’t write a love poem for how I feel bout you, the universe would have to form a new color to match the way I see you.

"My fav has a huge ass!-" My fav is flat as fuck. My fav has nothing back there. My fav is fucking concave. You smack his ass, your hand shatters, and he laughs at your misery.

"can't people just be friends?"

not under my roof.

from here

non sexual intimacy!!!! bathing together, washing each other, playing with each other's hair, kissing every inch of their body, writing love letters on their back with your finger, connecting their moles and freckles to create constellations on their skin, running your hands up and down their thighs, ugh just expressing physical love without it having to be about sex!!!!

Bruce: Vance and I are adopting a kid

Griffin: oh that’s great-

Vance, slamming adoption papers down: it’s you, sign here

rich in health, rich in wealth, rich in spirit

*clears throat*

WOMEN

hey! so now im sad!