Yjism - D !!

every femme should automatically get one (1) vintage nightgown. as a treat.

THE GOOD PLACE | 2.12

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"Thoughts on women?" Yeah pretty much constantly

Rip Jackie Taylor you would have loved crying to “good luck, babe!” by chappell roan and not knowing why.

Rip Shauna Shipman you would have loved sobbing to “good luck, babe!” and knowing exactly why

HELTER SKELTER ヘルタースケルター (2012) dir. Mika Ninagawa

people from this country are so cool… :o

I love the trend of mlm teen shows being cute romances, heartfelt moments, dealing with school etc. And then the wlw teen shows are like What if you're all trapped in the wilderness and forced to survive and you come up with intricate rituals and you can't live with or without each other and you're suffering and constantly facing death and...

if i think long and hard about it, the ships i often gravitate towards to aren’t normal. if the two aren’t soulmates, if i don’t see some sort of body horror between them, like sharing their whole being with another, being able to morph into each other, being unable to separate because of unhealthy amounts of codependency, then i don’t want it. i’m out

I want to give her forehead kisses and kiss her cheek and kiss her nose and kiss her fingers and kiss her neck and kiss her lips and kiss her thighs and kiss her stomach and kiss her chest and kiss her and kiss her and kiss her oh my god

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.