Yippeeitsanxiety - Ash

The Australian Ballet is doing Alice in Wonderland again and on one hand I’ve seen it before, and on the other, their Queen of Hearts has my favourite costume in anything every

Reblog to make it die faster

i love being a fag and a pansy and a fairy and a pervert and awhat who the fuck is egg bacon

we are going to have to bring back “smex”

CAVEMAN DOING STANDUP: two moons ago, me daughter ask for new furs. no want mammoth or giant sloth, no, now want cheetah fur. me so tired of "fast fashion."

OTHER CAVEMAN: [plays a rimshot on two coconuts and a scallop shell]

English added by me :)

Hostile

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

this stupid twink wont share his fucking doritos 

they call my dick excalibur. because it sat in a lake for a long time . no other reasons