I Will Sauté You.

so today I learned that the oldest active terrorist group (or group considered a terrorist group anyway) in France is a group of wine-makers (wiki says it was founded in 1907 which seems to be how the group identifies bc there was a major wine-maker riot that year but the actual current militant group dates to the 1970s) who protest against the importation of cheap non-French wine and like this sounds like some kinda performance art protest thingy wine-makers are doing to bring attention to their cause but no like they are actually militant and go out wearing masks destroying shipments of foreign wine and attacking the property of people connected to the importation of foreign wine and light fires and shit

CYBERMIDRIFF

Obsessed with Abaddon working for 10,000 years to bring about the Cicatrix Maledictum only for the warp storms to get stopped dead by an alien artifact that’s been doing nothing for the past 6 million. Laughing my ass off at some little Canoptek scarab placidly watching the tidal wave of daemons surging towards the Monolith and then calmly pushing a button labeled “None of that” as the forces of Khorne splat against an invisible windshield before getting dimensionally redacted by Necron warships.

Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind (1984)