“So. Do you want to end the target now or do you want to keep watching Grateful Dead deteriorate him?” “Molto bene! Giving me the illusion of choice as if you haven’t made up your mind already. You’re spoiling me tonight, Pros.” “Well you are my plus one to this dinner party the target unfortunately invited us to.”
ProMelo (? yeah that’s what I’m going with. Or MeloPro?) stuff. Wanted to do something with these two and had this in mind of them either having killed or in the process of getting rid of a target. First version was gonna be a bit bloodier but I went with Grateful Dead’s gas. And Melone safe with his ice water.
Prosciutto invited Melone along to the fancy dinner party his target would be at. Man, Pros, you really know the most romantic spots for date night- Well it is Melone.
there is zero content of these two and they’ve never canonically met but i would die for them okay
Yknow... they may be from entirely different parts and never met, sure Speedwagon may have literally died years before D'arby was even born BUT what if... now hear me out- what if they were Boyfriends?
Judge me for my crackship all you like but I am cringe and I am free
their dynamic
thinks about terbbacchio from my college aa-
repost of my old risotaro drawing… i should really draw them together more
Jolyyyyyyyne
Smoocheroo 😚
I don’t ship much in Jojo but some things just kinda hit you
I reblog JJBA crackship/rarepair and might post time to time (She/Her)
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