*Everyone Turning To Look At Charlie*

Honestly, It is just so pleasent to have the asexual umbrella. I don't know if I'm aegosexual or greysexual, but I have the umbrella. I'll always know I can have the umbrella. That's enough for me.

WHY IS EVERYTHING SO SEXUALIZED I CAN'T EVEN EAT A BANANA ANYMORE

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what's sad about being asexual and having three siblings is that i can't use the "the bloodline ends with me" joke to come out on our mum.

*After announcing the three champions that will compete in the triwizard tournament, Dumbledore grabs a fourth paper that just came out of the goblet of fire*

Dumbledore: Harry Potter

Harry:

Ron:

Hermione:

Ginny:

Fred, George and Lee Jordan:

Cedric:

Fleur:

Victor:

Draco:

Gryffindors:

Hufflepuffs:

Slytherins:

Ravenclaws:

The Teachers Table:

broke: marlene and sirius dated

woke: marlene and sirius dated, but broke up when they both realized they were gay

bespoke: marlene and sirius joke flirted for the entirety of their friendship and got deeply uncomfortable when people asked if they were dating

Happy asexual spectrum awareness week to:

Black acespecs

Asian acespecs

African acespecs

Latin American acespecs

Male/masc aligned acespecs

Androgynous aligned acespecs

Female/fem aligned acespecs

Acespecs who are alloro

Acespecs who are arospec

Acespecs who are sex repulsed

Acespecs who are sex neutral

Acespecs who are sex favorable

Acespecs who are polyamorous

Acespecs who are cis

Acespecs who are trans

Acespecs who are nonbinary

Acespecs who are out and proud

Acespecs still in the closet

Acespecs who have internalized acephobia

Acespecs who are still questioning

And so many others

All of you are amazing, beautiful, and so so strong!! Happy asexual spectrum awareness week!!!!

Minerva: Have you heard from James?

Dumbledore: I’m sure everything is fine. We left him with Sirius.

Minerva: Those two sentences don’t go together.

Dumbledore: whose turn is it to give the pep-talk?

Remus, sighing: sirius...

Sirius: fuck shit up out there, but don’t die

Fred & George, wiping away a tear: so inspirational