Drunk Me Is The Me I Really Want To Be. Confident, Hilarious And, Most Importantly, Drunk. 

@doesanythingeatwasps

Thank god this dangerous criminal is off the streets. (via ablom2009)

Just remember. There is no such thing as a fake geek girl. There are only fake geek boys. Science fiction was invented by a woman.

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

I fucking love Mark Hoppus

reblog if you participate, for greater sample size !

Happiness Will Come To You.

Dog tries to imitate little girl’s cartwheel

Shit, I hadn't even clocked that part - this is even more fucked up that I thought!

yeahbutnobutwhy said: 

a) great, yeah, your girlfriend only deserves to be appreciated based on her sexual prowess b) if your girlfriend has any boundaries in the bedroom, she is less valuable

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“…and a lifetime of threats if you ever leave.” RAPE FUCKING CULTURE