I’m Sure Thor Will Give Him A Ride Home

Tony: Why does everyone assume the worst of me?

Steve: It saves time.

Dışarıya kapatılan bütün kapaklar içeriye açılan bir yolculuktur…

Avengers Rule #43

Dying in each other’s arms is forbidden (looking at you Peter)

Bruce: We promised Steve we would prepare for the mission.

Y/N: No, Bruce, you promised Steve. See, I never promise Steve anything. That way, I never disappoint him. I try to be considerate.

(Bonus)

Tony: Do you really care about disappointing him, though?

Y/N: No. Absolutely not.

biggest bitches of the bau

Rossi, after Emily said she was leaving: But what if I have a bitchy opinion and/or comment?

Emily: Just whisper it into the wind, and if it’s juicy enough I will hear it.

Bucky, holding two ice cones: hey Steve because everyone is back from the snap I thought we could spend some time together, you know catch up and stuff. Here I bought you an ice-

Bucky:

Bucky: what are you doing?

Steve, preparing to go back to Peggy: sorry I’m busy

Bucky: but I thought-

Steve: Yeah listen it was nice and all but I have to go. Have a nice life, Bucket.

Bucky: