Don’t Talk To Me I’m Going Insane They’re So Hot

People on twt are so miserable how dare people write fanfic with alternative themes >:(( friendly reminder that we’re playing a game about dating anime men. Who cares

Thinking about having a smoke sesh with the boys with Zayne watching us from a safe distance with a disapproving look ❤️

his favorite show is on

I made a strawpage cause it seems like everyone has one :3

caleb likes to pretend he doesn’t notice every single time you cheat at kitty cards.

he acts like he doesn’t know your body language like the back of his hand—the way you purse your lips as you’re trying not to smile, the wrinkle of your nose, the crinkles at the corners of your eyes.

caleb knows you like he knows the air in his lungs, like the blood in his veins.

and it’s cute when you think you’re getting away with something.

so it’s fine if you win every time. he doesn’t mind. not when he’s keeping a mental tally of exactly how many points you earned from the cards you so carefully slipped out of the deck from under his nose.

(it’s fine, because you’ll be counting each and every stolen point back to him later while he’s spanking you.)

caleb practice — there’s a raw desperation about him that makes me wanna punch him in the face then kiss is better

Randomly slept for 14 hours. I think Xavier took over my body

just been thinking about how caleb loves the facts that you can’t cum without his help. i mean he’s so obsessed with you, he’s made sure he’s carved the shape of his dick into your poor pussy. fucked you so well with his fingers that it’s impossible for you to ever get off without him.

no matter how much you pinch your little clit and push your finger deep in yourself, it’s just not enough! leaves you crying with frustration because when you try, it just never feels as good as when he’s stuffing you full with his thick fingers. curling them up to prod that soft, squishy spot that makes you see stars.

it’s so unfair!! he’s trained you so well. you have no choice but to facetime him. prop your phone up against your pillow and show him your drooling pussy while crying.

He’s off in deepspace, shaking his head and looking at you sympathetically through the phone.

“poor baby~” he cooes.

he’s so fake. he’s trying to comfort you, reminding you of the last time he was in your apartment. how well he’d fucked you. describing in detail the way your body curled in on itself, how your eyes rolled back when he was grinding his throbbing dick into you.

its not helping at all! only makes you sob more. you’re begging him to come home soon so he can fuck you properly. and he promises he will. his heart hearts seeing you so sad but secretly, he loves it! can’t get enough of your begging.

it truly inflates his ego knowing he’s the only one that can get you off.

Hey I know you don’t do pregnancy so discard this if it’s too closely related for you! Personally, I can’t do pregnancy or kids either but love a man who wants to fill me up.

Do you think Caleb has a breeding kink?

Okay I hate pregnancy and children but being filled?? Bro im begging for it. I would argue that Caleb prefers finishing inside, but not to the point of it being a kink if that makes sense. More so he just can’t control himself once he’s inside and ends up cumming inside regardless of intent 😇

given the current banner, there’s not enough omegaverse LADS fics on AO3

idk maybe that’s just me

Agreed. I need to get them pregnant. I need Xavier in heat begging to be bred