I Just Have To Get This Off My Chest But I Viscerally, Physically, And Spiritually Need To Be Sandwiched

I think all the boys are losers what now

6:13 a/n: more pathetic loser nerd boyfriend Caleb and bratty reader. mdni.

Caleb. Caleb crying, cheeks all rosy and he's so pathetic in how he wants you. And Caleb wouldn't normally stoop to this level, but you've been so mean lately and he can't find it in himself to be mean back! Not to you!

And lately, he's been needing to put bandaids on his nipples cause they're just so damn sensitive from all your teasing- it hurts to even put a shirt on cause when it grazes against the fabric it stings. Pinching, rolling- hell, your teeth tugging at them when you got your mouth on him. And really, it's his fault for indulging in your whims every time you wanted to mess with him. Really!

Because every single time you gave him that look, or touched him like that, he sighed, in defeat, and let you do as you wish. Snaking your hands up his shirt, maybe pulling it up... whatever way it took for you to get access, you would do it. And you...you're impatient. If the damn shirt doesn't come off, you would just rip it off- if you could. Sometimes you'd have to settle for messing with him with his clothes on.

***

His glasses are gone, he's already panting, and you've barely played with him. "What's wrong? Cat got your tongue?" You emphasize that last "g" with a hard tug on one of his nipples, and he nearly whines. You kiss his cheek, adoringly before pushing his formerly puffy now perked-up nipples inwards. His ears are burning, his cheeks are on fire, and he's 99% sure- no, 100% sure that you wore that stupid shirt on purpose, no bra in sight. He can see right down your tits, and somehow down the valley of your stomach. And worst of all, he can see you pushing your thighs together. You were just as bad as him. You were just better at hiding it.

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He just can't help it, shivering in a perverted delight as he digs under your bathroom sink for the bandaids again. This time, they were a cute Hello Kitty pattern. Fitting. The pink matched his nipples.

When current MC meet Dragon!Sylus.

Sylus: Be not afraid.

MC: Raw. Next question.

Sylus:

Sylus: Be a little more afraid.

I ❤️ headcanoning my faves with BPD like me 🥰 Caleb I’m diagnosing you

MC, laying in bed: Get out of my room.

Caleb, standing just outside of the door frame: I’m not in your room.

i'm now thinking about pervert!caleb using his evol to lift your skirt and then promptly blaming the wind instead

Xavier deserves more love.

There! I said it!

The man has loved mc for three life times now, made a deal with the devil (Ever), traveled across time and space, moved planets, lived on Earth for a few hundred years to save / find her, and prevent catastrophe from happening to her, fuck even saving her as Lumiere when she was young.

She is the only one that sees him as himself. As Xavier.

He is kind, and comfortable, and selfless. He deals with immense survivors guilt and loves so deeply.

We talk about Rafayel and Caleb being the yearners and clingers. But have you seen Xavier? He is clingy as fuck, and wants nothing but her. Nothing.

Some fun things I love about him, he has one of the biggest appetites but cannot cook for shit. He is unironically hilarious, when he starts telling his little horror stories or ghost stories trying to scare MC, it’s so funny.

I feel like he gets overlooked so often, partially because he’s not as showy as the rest of LIs. I’m sure some might see him as boring, but he is safe. His relationship with MC is one of closest she has, aside from Caleb. They’re neighbours, and colleagues, and best friends. He is deeply ingrained in her life, and a foundational pilar of support for her.

Put some respect on his name.

his favorite show is on