Me At Four In The Afternoon Watching A 2hr Video Essay Tearing Apart A Movie That I’ve Never Seen

“I was raised Catholic” just translates to “I’m an atheist, but I feel kinda bad about it.”

2 am to 10:30 am is prime sleep schedule

Guys remember when my partner was convicted with 56 counts of criminal mischief

i love that mayhem is a legal term. like u can be charged with mayhem. its like arresting someone for funny business

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I was so caught up in good omens i completely forgot that i was once dunked (naked) in a stone bathtub full of holy water by french nuns-- meaning I am certifiably not a demon. This blog is proven to be 100% demon-free

When you're being executed and they bring out the bathtub full of holy water

Superheaven - Youngest Daughter

“Well-run libraries are filled with people because what a good library offers cannot be easily found elsewhere: an indoor public space in which you do not have to buy anything in order to stay. In the modern state there are very few sites where this is possible. The only others that come readily to my mind require belief in an omnipotent creator as a condition for membership. It would seem the most obvious thing in the world to say that the reason why the market is not an efficient solution to libraries is because the market has no use for a library. But it seems we need, right now, to keep re-stating the obvious. There aren’t many institutions left that fit so precisely Keynes’ definition of things that no one else but the state is willing to take on. Nor can the experience of library life be recreated online. It’s not just a matter of free books. A library is a different kind of social reality (of the three dimensional kind), which by its very existence teaches a system of values beyond the fiscal.”

— Zadie Smith (via wellconstructedsentences)

OP this is truly a gift. You made my day

(Also you write/draw a perfect saltzpyre LOL)

A late Vermintine Valentine. Vermintine! Valentide! I don’t know!

A few facts:

Yes, that arrow went through the plate gauntlet. Don’t mess with Kerillian.

I don’t know who would make chocolate, but I assume someone did. Lizardmen? Pirates? Emo elves?

Bretonnia makes the best wine, or so they say. I believe Karl Franz would not stand idly by and let the Reikland’s vineyards fall behind.

I am unclear on whether sisters of Shallya are like nuns or not re:sinful desire.

The word concupiscence is amazing but I’m pretty sure I used it wrong. I mean Saltzpyre used it wrong.

Is it 2524? Is it 2523 still? Is it somehow 2525? I’m not up on my Vermintide End Times timekeeping.

I could not be arsed to properly map the keep, so let’s say they’ve been remodeling.

Why did I do this? I do not know. But now it is done, and this cursed comic is out there, to curse in turn all those who gaze upon it.

[The race countdown music from MarioKart plays.]