Jason: … The Bed’s Too Small

Jason: … the bed’s too small

Clive: Oh! I can get a bigger one. Actually, we can probably just sleep in the same room from now on. Turn your room into a study because it’s smaller. More more efficient for storing documents.

Jason, internally: … oh no

Jason: What if we have guests? (And they see us sleeping together)

Clive: We’re married.

And now Clive is offended

A modern day AU where Clive is a lonely researcher and Jason works part time at a dumpling soup shop and at an office supply store.

Clive only goes out for three things - food, office supplies, and basic necessities. Somehow he runs into Jason doing all three of these. And somehow, the chef/server who will let Clive rant about his research, coworkers, the university (all while looking very interested), remembers his name and says hi to him every time they see each other.

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Jason: Nope, sorry. No time.

Clive: Jason…

Jason: Byeeeee

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