Clive, Hurt, “you Didn’t Tell Me.” 🥺

one more 2ha gotcha prompt – txj/chu feinyan for anon! (@2haaction)

aka txj expering the average cat owner’s struggles on the one (1) day of the month he leaves his bedchambers

SY IS A CAT AU!

So happy to have internet again 😭 was out for a couple months there and it gave me big depression lol. Here’s a Farrah doodle I did awhile back before the other one.

Happy birthday, Shizun!

i’ve decided that after 13 years of mourning, lan wangji carefully devised an algorithm for making decisions involving wei wuxian and it looks like this

Hey, don’t cry. Free online database of Japanese folk lore

Hi I’m pissed because I saw a manga spoiler in a TikTok video comment section because people don’t like a ship. So rant time

First of all, it’s all fictional. No one is getting hurt in these ships. Because, you know, they’re fictional ships.

What happened to “don’t like don’t read” like come on, it’s so easy to just, I don’t know, IGNORE?! Don’t like, don’t interact.

Second of all, what gives you the right to ruin the experience for others? And for what?

Not only is it rude and an asshole move, but it only strengthens the person’s conviction to keep doing what they’re doing. Trust me.

Third of all, the ship you don’t like is actually legal now. Is it still wrong cause of the parental role of one figure? Maybe. But that’s also NOT your call.

Fourth of all, people are entitled to their own opinions. And if it is not hurting you or anyone else tangible, it’s not your place to get upset.

Finally, I don’t even canonically ship them (yes I’m talking about Ereri). I canonically ship Eruri but read aged up fanfiction about Ereri with a smaller age gap cause I like the character dynamics. Wtf, people.

You’re being petty over a fictional ship and ruining the experience for others. Let people enjoy things.

People can, and have, shipped worse and will not stop because you tell them to. You’re just being mean for no reason.

Professional Cuddler AU

Jason who takes on odd jobs and one of those is as a professional cuddler. Clive is, as always, a researcher at a local university. I struggle with how to get Clive to hire Jason, but I’m going to say it’s Belinda who does it as a joke for his birthday. Clive, of course, shows up because he’s not going to be rude.

Jason is immediately aware that Clive isn’t at all into it and offers to start slow. It’s a 3 hour session (damn, Belinda) so he asks if he wants to have a conversation instead. Start with small skin contact like hand holding or letting their legs touch.

So Jason brews some tea out, and they sit and talk. Letting their legs touch under the table and extra skin contact. Jason talks to Clive, asks him questions, and Clive has a pleasant time being able to talk about everything with someone who is personable and will listen to him. (What he really needs is a therapist, but Jason will do)

Despite originally not wanting to go, Clive books another session.