Whenever I Hear Clive’s Reaction To Jason Telling A Wife Joke, I Can’t Help But Think That Clive

Jason keeps wanting to sit them down for a talk, but Clive keeps avoiding it. He even starts telling Belinda to lead Jason in what to do in the lab- he starts respecting the hierarchy where the PhDs and postdocs are supposed to be guiding him.

I feel like Jason sets up a trap (poorly conceived plan) where he sets up a giant dinner. Gets candles and makes all of Clive’s favorite foods. He prints out his old text conversations with Farrah about liking him.

Farrah is adamant against this plan, but Jason gets Belinda to send Clive home early one day.

A modern day AU where Clive is a lonely researcher and Jason works part time at a dumpling soup shop and at an office supply store.

Clive only goes out for three things - food, office supplies, and basic necessities. Somehow he runs into Jason doing all three of these. And somehow, the chef/server who will let Clive rant about his research, coworkers, the university (all while looking very interested), remembers his name and says hi to him every time they see each other.

H/D Erised Fic: Truths, Dares, and Love Affairs

Title: Truths, Dares, and Love Affairs Author: Anonymous Recipient: @fencer-x Pairing(s): Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Minor Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley, Minor Seamus Finnigan/Dean Thomas Rating: Teen Word Count: ~17,000 Warnings/Content: Hogwarts eighth-year, Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE, Class Partners to Friends to Lovers, Getting Together, Drinking Games, Party Games, Alcohol, Light Angst, Banter, Fluff and Humor, Mind Healing, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder – PTSD, Nightmares, Claustrophobia, Self-Worth Issues, Hogwarts Magic, Mystery, POV Draco Malfoy, Draco Malfoy & Ron Weasley Friendship Summary: NEWTs are approaching, Mind Healing is mandatory, and something is wrong with the castle.

And then, there’s Potter. Author’s Notes: Thank you to my alpha reader, A, and to my beta readers, K and W. This fic would not be what it is without all of your help. And thank you to the mods, for bringing us an amazing fest year after year.

Fencer_x, you are absolutely brilliant. Happy Erised! Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.

Truths, Dares, and Love Affairs

Chapters: 1/1 (A oneshot) Fandom: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Reiner Braun/Eren Yeager Characters: Reiner Braun, Eren Yeager Season 4 Anime Spoilers Summary:

Reiner's haunted by the Eren of his past. What happens when they meet again in the dark basement, Eren's mind made up and Reiner yearning?

(The basement scene but gayer)

And then, when trying to write it, you forget one word and have to get sidetracked to the point where you forget what happens in the scene

bonus points if someone comes in and interrupts you and you have to start all over.

CAPTAIN! ERENS ENJOYING IT!

one more 2ha gotcha prompt – txj/chu feinyan for anon! (@2haaction)

aka txj expering the average cat owner’s struggles on the one (1) day of the month he leaves his bedchambers

🙉🙈🙊

“You can fight however you want in Jason’s soul realm.”

Niel: *Shoots Jason canon balls and makes fat, exploding Jason giants*

I thought of a fantastic fic name. Now what about the plot…

they have a lot in common...