I Need To Finish Writing My Fanfictions So That I Can Forget About It And Then Reread It And Be Surprised

Tonight is feeling like I need Jason to be sobbing on his hands and knees. Inconsolable. No one can get through to him except his team.

Sophie :3

Xue Yang - Lessons About Revenge

“Break what off?”

CLIVE?!?!?!

He’s definitely a virgin 😭

Also I’m now convinced that the reason Jason crashed Boris and Clive’s little get together was because Clive was being hit on and he was subconsciously jealous.

(Because bro even I picked up on it while listening and a guy had to literally buy me $70 worth of comic books to get me to realize he’d been hitting on me whenever I visited the store.)

Sea view (1841) by Ivan Aivazovsky

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“A bit forceful,” Jason teases. “Does your wi-“

“If you mention my fictional wife,” Clive says. “After having my penis in your mouth, you will not be leaving here satisfied.”

Is Jason making a Clive’s wife joke while in the middle of smut too much?

I love thinking about how a Shen Yuan reveal would go from Luo Binghe's perspective, maybe even especially in cases where Binghe doesn't actually get to see Shen Yuan's world or understand it very well.

Imagine finding out that your husband is some kind of interdimensional alien spirit/angel who saw your fate and got so upset about it that he died. Then he came to your world, even though he didn't know that was possible, but since it was he immediately set about making your life less shitty and trying to change your fate. Except he couldn't change all of your fate because some kind of godlike being, the same one that brought him here, didn't want to let him. He's haunted by the fact that he couldn't figure out better ways to help you. He never expected any of his regard to be reciprocated, either, in fact he assumed you'd hate him. You never had to convince him to love you or respect you. He has always loved and respected you. There's basically nothing you can do to lose that love and respect either, because the first version of you that he even knew about was your edgelord comphet idiot mirror universe counterpart.

The bar has been at the earth's crust this entire time.

The fluffy parts of this reveal are obviously good, but I also think Luo Binghe deserves to know just how fully terrible his husband's judgment is. Also that Shizun has been dying for him since before they even met.

I think it'd be fun how often that would probably keep him awake at night, quietly trying not to have a crisis over the fact that his husband has made an honest to god habit of dying for him.

[Congratulations! Congratulations! Congratulations! Important things should be said three times (⁠´⁠⊙⁠ω⁠⊙⁠`⁠)! ]

MR: Shizun, I'm gonna come in!

CWN: Shameless!!

MR: no problem, shizun, I'm gonna come in unannounced next time :D

Happy birthday, Shizun!