I’m Not Even The Main Character In My Dreams. I’m The Side Character Rooting For Her Best Friend

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Jason proposes. Clive is Clive.

God I hope so. I hope he’s reading all the fanfic while in recovery and getting a kick out of it haha

(Are you gonna write it @kathrynalexao3 👀)

Do you guys think Shirtaloon ever checks for fanfiction of He Who Fights with Monsters?

Like do you think he threw out the idea of “Humphrey’s Big Engine” in hopes that some fan would write it? Just kicking his feet as he wrote the joke like “oh god, the shippers are going to LOVE this one!”

The chemistry Jason has with all the men on his team can’t be a mistake. Like that HAS to be intentional. He HAS to have written all their relationships as possible.

I refuse to believe otherwise.

I find the thought of Clark being openly obsessed with Batman in front of his parents adorable

(wayne family adventures ep. 47 & injustice 2 annual 2)

Can we talk about how canonically some of the UA students probably have fanfiction written about them in their universe?

Heros are so publicized that fanboys (like Izuku) probably write fanfiction about them. Couple that with the coverage that Class 1-A gets, their internship with pros where they’re seen by the public eye and the sport’s festival and some hero fan 100% writes fanfiction about them.

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Last move: Home Alone (last movie that wasn’t a Christmas movie: Jennifer’s Body)

Currently Reading: Seeing as how the semester is finally over, I’m going to finish my Harry Potter re-read and read Deathly Hallows. That and lots of fanfiction.

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you don't have to do it if you don't want to!!

my march 2025 fanart for fanfic is from

Crawling under skin, my heart offered up to the feast by unacalluna (u must be logged in on ao3)

i rly love this au concept (im a sucker for forensics…) and i was rly cheering luffy on as she tried her best to seduce permanently-married-to-her-work law ☺️

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I just woke up and am hypothesizing:

Has anyone else every thought that a large part of the reason romantic fanfiction is so attractive to women is that a majority of the authors are women? And women know how to write the female gaze. Having the female gaze applied to your favorite media (which is probably heavily effected by the male gaze) is attractive.

I remember a poll someone did for fanfiction authors and a large chunk, much bigger than 80%, were women and when I write a lot of the times it’s my fluff scenes that readers seem to be more effected by.

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Bingge has been running himself ragged for MONTHS looking for HIS 'nice Shizun'.

What he doesn't know is that Shen Yuan transmigrated into wife #216 (the one from the sexy slime chapter...) the same night he came back and have been living his best life in the palace's library every day. He's been 'giving' his night with Bingge to the harem member who managed to sneak him in a 'Flower of Transing your Gender'.

It's kind of uncomfortable to wear a woman's clothes when he's just a totally normal straight guy, but he's FINE!! He's low enough on the totem pole that he is ignored for most of the harem drama and since he's a DUDE now he isn't pulled into any wife plots! Now he gets to study all the monsters he could ever want! Plus, just occasionally glimpsing the 'best wives' like Liu Mingyan, Sha Hauling, and Ningying is pretty cool, too!

Things are going GREAT until he passes by an upper courtyard one morning and finds a Beauty Devouring Harpy-Lizard has three wives cornered and is about to eat them! Oh no! Well, this is probably a wife plot, so Bingge will come any moment now to save them....

any moment now....

any moment....

...

WHERE is he???

Shen Yuan uses his new Beast Knowledge and his stolen body's mild cultivation to tame the lizard. Turns out it's just a juvenile and they can wean it off eating pretty women if they feed it enough regular meat! Now Shen Yuan has three women in his corner, too! They can help keep him off Bingge's radar while he stays in the palace!

Except... well... it keeps happening.

Beasts attack when Shen Yuan is nearby. Bingge doesn't show up. And then Shen Yuan has to deal with it! He's forming his own harem inside of the harem and he doesn't WANT that!!! Bingge will kill him!!!

It all comes to a head when one of the IMPORTANT wives, Ningying, is cornered by a Ravenous Rainbow Gem Tiger! Even using all of his cunning and smarts, Shen Yuan isn't sure he's going to make it! He manages to get Ningying out of there, but he's on the back ropes...

Then Bingge shows up just in time to save the day.

Oh and he looks BAD. Hair unkept, bags under his eyes, like he hadn't been eating; even with Airplane's shitty Cultivation rules the protagonist shouldn't look like this! Shen Yuan INSTANTLY starts fretting over him. Bingge doesn't seem that impressed, probably used to it by now and thinking that this is just gunna lead to The Usual Business. But he gets this little nagging feeling when Shen Yuan invites himself back to his chambers. Shen Yuan bullies him into bathing, brushes out his hair, makes him eat something, and gets him tucked all nicely into bed. And without a hint of papapa in sight!

In fact, Shen Yuan just... pats Bingge on the head and makes him promise he'll sleep and then leaves.

Bingge staring at the ceiling of his bed, taken care of, no sex expected... squints and has his 'wait a fucking minute' moment.

Vague season 4 spoilers

Rewatching Season 1 and Armin says something like “To rise above monsters we must first abandon our humanity” to Eren and honestly... I think he took it a LITTLE TOO FAR.

Rein it in a little, man.