Y’all Remember When Indiana Jones Taught Us Punching Nazis Is Morally Okay?

Love boobs so much I’d like to kindly give mine away

!!!!!

Best post ever

M

9 days before my birthday. I think the universe owes me a good birthday present

donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

You ever have stomach pain so bad you dip tums into pepto like it’s fucking chips and salsa????

Reblog this first

*goes to chiropractor* please crackmy entire

Existence

Currently thinking about the time my grandma told my cousin to play happy music so she immediately played “Paint it Black” by The Rolling Stones and “Bullet” by Hollywood Undead

Housewives in the fifties

Problem found: they’re only using the “min” part and now I’m shit at everything

You've minmaxed your characters enough.

Now, it's their turn to minmax you

I’m fucking

crying

let me tell you a story…