Both Snoots Demand Boops

*goes to chiropractor* please crackmy entire

Existence

reviving this blog to remind everyone that existence is rebellion. Continue existing if only out of spite. They win when we give up.

me: *emotionally invests in my video game spouse*

VGS: *glitches in a way proving they are but emotionless code*

me: by talos this can’t be happening

You can’t just hide this shit in the tags

wait but can we talk about how jarring it is to read official news releases ab this show after marinating for months in the good omens fandom on tumblr?? like, i'll read a piece from an actual news site that goes something like,,, "Good Omens explores the dynamic between two unlikely friends--one angelic, one demonic--as they navigate their lives on Earth in the aftermath of a failed attempt to enact Armageddon. Throughout the course of the second season's six-episode run, Crowley (as played by Dr. Who's David Tennant) and Aziraphale (played by the delightful Michael Sheen of Prodigal Son) must face down power-hungry demons, unexpected visitors, and new job prospects, all while playing matchmaker for a couple of shopkeepers in the area. In the wake of an overwhelmingly positive reception from fans, there's discussion of an upcoming season 3."

and it's like,,, I-- WHAT??? is this how non-brainrotted individuals approach the story? did we even watch the same show???

cause meanwhile, for the past three months, we've all collectively been like,,,

we really truly are living in the eye of the hyperfixation hurricane, huh?

me: *has hair in tight ponytail, hasn’t had any caffeine, has been staring at a screen for 8 hours, and hasn’t eaten*

also me: why tf does my head hurt

“If you can’t make your own baby, then store bought is fine”

but if I ever did give birth I would LOVE it when someone complimented my baby. because then I would get to say, "thanks! I made it myself"

Reblog this first

The Welcome Home fandom should not have as much of a death grip on my life as it does.

I’m fucking

crying

let me tell you a story…