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in this house, work is work. money is money

We respect all types of work boots in this house. Like to charge, reblog to cast

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Whimsigoth 🧎‍♀️🔮

Date idea: she takes a nap while I read a fantasy book out loud, softly ʕ ᵔᴥᵔ ʔ

Date idea: we take naps together

I need some bad at my house, we have way to many possibly poisonous other types of spiders 🕷

I am generally uncomfortable or fearful of spiders, but the exception is the humble cellar spider. They like dark places, such as basements and, you guessed it, cellars. Their defining feature is the long, lanky legs. They aren’t very fast, and once they find, commandeer, or make their own webs, they more or less stay there. Typically, this is a corner or an edge. Their body makes them look a bit weird/alien/freaky, but it adds to their allure, to me. They have fuck all for eyesight, so they’ve compensated by using vibrations. Cellar spiders can tell exactly which bug has become entangled in their webs by the vibrations they produce. Here’s where it gets interesting: cellar spiders can replicate these vibrations and trick other spiders on their webs. That’s right, they hunt other spiders! House spiders, redbacks, hobo spiders, reportedly huntsman spiders, too! Having a cellar spider in your home is good way to control or ward off other, more dangerous spiders. When males venture out to mate, they need to let the female know they’re not a bug, so they use a special vibration to signal that. When I first moved in, there were a bunch of cellar spiders. And I cleared them all out. I regret doing that, now. I just saw a cellar spider crawl near my desk, and I was excited! I’d wanted one as a pet, and now that they’re coming back, I’ve got my wish! If you see one idling in a corner in your home, it’s a good little friend to have, and I hope learning about their behavior gave you an unique appreciation for the lanky little arachnid. (I may be wrong in some parts, or have an incomplete understanding, or am missing other important information. If so, let me know! I like learning about these lads).

"Speaking of Triscuits"

autistic who goes “fun fact” and then proceeds to tell you the most gruesome unfunny thing you’ve heard all day

I love your art, don't go the funds, beautiful none the less!!

Open for private commissions!

I have five slots available for late January and Valentine's Day! Email me at hannahlockillustration@gmail.com with what you'd like and I'll get a quote to you. If you're based in the UK and your commission size is small, I might be able to squeeze you in. I note if you're in the EU, I'll no longer be able to send the physical piece due to GSPR rules.

HONESTLY THO

My goal in live is to have an actual coven, a Tudor cottage in the woods where I live with my pets and my witch wife. Possibly kids depends on the economy. Where I just play cozy games on twitch, work at a hotel , and just vibe through life happy and content.

SO WHY IS THAT SO BLOODY HARD?!

Mhmm <3

casually scrolling through tumblr does not help the yearning for a gf.

all i want is to live with my gf and have a cozy and domestic life. is that too much to ask for?

I'd love a Gomez and Morticia kind of sapphic love. (*´▽`*)

(I am abit more of a whimsigoth/granny aesthetic type a girl, but still)

no dating no apps who wants to fall into Gothically devoted love with me right now and move into a haunted manse with a dark secret. nightgowns and candelabras required

also we are going to tea at the Boston Public Library for Valentine's Day because I've always wanted to take a girlfriend there