Luke:

at this rate im gonna be the next courtney love

c) hide him in my bedroom and give him the Kirby special.

Are you a dot book because I’m not done with you yet😏 (Marching band rizz)

party rock is in the house tonight

buying him time

Tumblr for my 30 minutes of daily reading💪

what if Luke betrayed Camp Halfblood to protect them from Beyoncé?

Y'all do know that Jesters and Harlequins are . . . different, right?

Harlequins may wear similar clothing to a Jester, but there are a lot of differences.

Firstly, Harlequins are completely mute (similar to a mime), whereas Jesters are extremely noisy, and tend to make lewd jokes.

In addition, their diets and preferred performance areas are seperate. Jesters prefer traditional European and Middle Eastern treats (think dates and bread), while Harlequins are primarily carnivorous. Jesters prefer to perform in taverns and ballrooms, while Harlequins enjoy forests and large, cluttered rooms.