someone please tell me the source of this gif. no reason.
When I was 11 I discovered RuneScape. I made a character and for whatever reason I gave him pink hair and a pink beard. I was in lumbridge and I was approached by a random player who asked me
“Are you a girl?”
And for a reason I didn’t understand, I just said
“Yes”
Of course he immediately asked me to be his gf and I agreed. After a bit he asked me
“Hey is that a beard?”
“No”
“Ok”
But I began to feel guilty. I said something about how online you could say that you were anything you want and ran away never to see him again. But for twenty minutes I was someone’s RuneScape gf.
I just wish I knew that I wasn’t lying.
god i need a t4t girlfriend. she doesn’t even have to be nice or anything. it’s honestly better if she’s a bit fucked up and sadistic.
my new ipod is my favorite possession. its so gorgeous and holds all my fave music. i hope eventually other people listen to my music on their ipods.
I was at the grocery store and kept imagining the Joker's hands running up and down my body so I accidentally arched my back and mewled as if I was in heat. Something about the Ohio air has me acting like such an Omega...
my friend who doesnt know im a dog girl said that my makeup reminds her of a puppy today which made me feel very good, so basically im not mentally ill anymore.
Shove a cucumber up your ass
That’s unsanitary, people eat those.
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