By Marat Safin

Your DNA is just millions of years worth of software updates

“The truth is, some relationships are supposed to last forever, and some are only supposed to last a few days. That’s the way life is.”

— Sophie Kinsella, Can You Keep a Secret? (via meineluft)

Look, I’ll say it, like, a million times that I’m sorry.

halsey + that adorable thing she does while performing without me

Artist: Joshua Hoffine

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Is this how you roll?

If you hired a hit man on yourself but also hired a bodyguard, your life depends on who’s better at their job.