I’ve Always Wanted A Sparkledog, So I Made One For Myself.

ommg quit it!!! stop, you guys are making me so shy and giggly ^w^ hehehe *abruptly lashes out with my scorpion tail*

autism be damned my boy can talk on and on about webkinz.... no wait that's the autism

Finally some good tumblr content /j

Could we get either Spy Rise and/or Dr. Krankcase (villain form) caring for a s/o after s/o’s dental surgery??

Yes I am projecting since I just finished mine .3.

tooth hurty (hope you’re ok!!)

Spy-Rise

My man is shook at all stages, he wants you OK and happy.

He ends up caring for you a little too much, even the other crew members caring for you and teasing him.

It’s cute, he’s the one cooking during your recovery unless you say otherwise (the others are kinda bad at cooking), he also makes sure you’re taking the proper steps for recovery.

He eventually gets less and less clingy until he returns to normal, he heard horror stories of this type of stuff before.

Dr. Krankcase (villain)

He watches from afar, because he has no clue on most medical procedures apart from basic first aid. (He got a degree in engineering, not medical)

He is kinda acting like a mother hen, if you need something, he has it already at hand.

He also heard horror stories, but can’t be bothered because he can easily fix you up. (hopefully)

No questions asked if you want to lay down with him and/or hold him, he does enjoy it when you do spend time or moments like these.

rats smoked all your weed I watched it happen, encouraged them, and also partook

I love those xD

peppino fucking hates pedophiles and he hopes they all choke

STRIKE THEM DOWN

I am so normal I am so normal I am so normal. You are amazed and astounded at how normal I am and how easy it is for me to do base human tasks.