This Was So Brutal Im Struggling To Understand How Narcissa Didnt Just Turn To Dust Right Here

grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

Happy Mother's Day(US) to the mamas of all kinds ☺️🫂🌺

Yeah, so this fella represents EVERYONE on AO3

Like literally the icon of all

*The Golden Trio bickering lightheartedly*

Ron, *snickering*: Merlin, Harry. Were you dropped on your head a child?

Harry: Ha! Bold of you to assume I was held.

Ron: .....

Harry: .....

Hermione: ...Jesus Christ, Harry.

everybody talks about Will flipping his lid over the death sibs or Jason not being vaccinated or similar, but I think the true thing that would make Will nearly pass away on the spot is finding out that Hazel has a completely unaddressed fainting condition that may or may not be seizures that she has absolutely never gotten checked out in any capacity and just kind of shrugged off when they "stopped."

look me in the eyes and tell me Will wouldn't absolutely lose his shit that Hazel has NEVER gotten it checked out or even went to anybody after collapsing in case she hurt herself while falling. He'd be getting her a medical bracelet asap.

JK Rowling: I hate drarry shippers

JK Rowling: I wanted Harry to end up in a relationship that paralleled jily

JK Rowling: anyway here’s the scene I wrote of lily meeting james for the first time which parallels harry meeting draco for the first time and during which James repeats some of draco's dialogue nearly verbatim in a presumably intentional callback

You know, when Harry is wildly uncomfortable with girls crying, you'll see that with Cho, Harry has this "burning desire to leave the room" or just wishes she stopped crying altogether.

Opposed to with Hermione, where he wishes he knew how to comfort her because he wants to but just doesn't know how to and I think that tells you everything you need to know about Hermione's importance in Harry's life.

listen, fuck "to each their own", sometimes your mutual gets into some batshit insane rarepair that they're a little embarrassed about and it becomes your sworn duty to put on your jester bells and jingle jangle proudly by their side for moral support. don't be a pussy. it's ride or die motherfucker

even a forehead kiss would have a maladjusted freak like me bricked the fuck up. to be honest