This blew my mind
It’s sad how much of what is taught in school is useless to over 99% of the population.
There are literally math concepts taught in high school and middle school that are only used in extremely specialized fields or that are even so outdated they aren’t used anymore!
Fucking love this masterlist♥️
HC S/o with bad anxiety
HC S/o dressing up as him for Halloween
HC Fluff/Dating
HC Depressed s/o
HC S/o that can shapeshift
Nsfw Fic
Stuckage
HC S/o having a seizure
HC S/o coming home injured
HC S/o goes missing for almost a year
HC S/o with rage issues
Nsfw with tail Fic
HC Kinks
HC S/o with Insomnia
HC S/o with Loyal Dog
HC S/o sacrificing themselves for them
HC finding their s/o has a crush on them
HC Shy and submissive s/o
HC S/o who happily greets them
HC S/o whose a demigod
Petplay
HC 1st POV falling in love with you
“The power of physics compels you” fic
Rescuing his s/o fic
HC S/o with daddy kink
HC S/o with narcolepsy
HC S/o who died, leaving behind loyal dog
HC enduring a whole day of teasing from s/o
HC Excited that his s/o likes him back
HC S/o with wings
HC Sexually sensitive s/o
HC S/o who was in a past abusive relationship
HC S/o with sensory overload issues
HC Fluff
HC Vampire s/o
HC Going on the haunted house ride at Disney
HC Shapeshifter s/o with identity issues
HC Half cat s/o
HC Pregnancy labor simulator
HC Finding out their s/o is a Dullahan
HC S/o with hypoglycemia
HC S/o with anorexia
NSFW Alphabet
HC Physically Intimate but sex repulsed s/o
HC S/o afraid of abandonment
HC Amazonian S/o
Hellboy with an S/o with Nightmares
HC S/o that finds he’s ticklish
HC Half Angel S/o
Hellboy meeting his Demigod S/o’s family
HC not yet S/o that is easily flustered
HC S/o with secret twin
HC tall and plus sized S/o
HC quiet and sneaky s/o
HC Watching “Nightmare Before Christmas”
HC S/o tying a bow to his tail
HC S/o that doesn’t sleep and walks around at night
HC Soulmate Au
HC S/o in sexy Halloween costumes
HC Freelance Hunter S/o
HC S/o with two reproductive systems
HC S/o that smokes
HC Meeting their Dullahan s/o
HC Bondage
HC Angel s/o too shy to initiate sex
HC What type of D&D character they would be
HC Hellboy/Ash Williams Poly relationship
HC Harpy S/o
HC S/o with infant daughter from a previous relationship
HC Snuggly S/o
HC Pizza Place Worker s/o
HC Mom friend s/o
HC S/o who dies in an accident after a huge fight
HC Cop S/o
I’m sorry for talking about dogs so much but I need to rant for a moment.
If you hold a small animal, any animal, and it starts to wiggle or push away from you put it down. Don’t just laugh. Don’t hold it tighter. Unless you have a good reason for holding it put it down.
I constantly have to tell children to put my chihuahua down and leave her alone when she wiggles. That’s okay. Children are stupid and don’t know anything about anything yet. We’ve all been there.
Adults have no excuse.
When you see a chihuahua like this you should not be thinking “demon dog” you should be looking at the owner and thinking “What did you do to this poor animal?” or alternatively if they got it from another person “What did that person do to this poor animals?” If a dog gets like this, any dog, the owner fucked up, not the dog. That is learned behavior. Those are extremely scared, uncomfortable dogs who have been mistreated. And by that I don’t mean beaten.
When people say “Treat a small dog like a big dog” that doesn’t just mean train and socialize it. It also means “Don’t do anything that would make a bigger dog bite your face off”.
Respect it’s signals. Let it know that it’s okay for people to hold and pet it by leaving it alone when it says “No more”. This can include wiggling, walking away from you, not responding when you touch it and looking at you in a way that shows the white in it’s eyes. It’s not hard to decode.
Only if you ignore signals like this will it start to show teeth and growl, and you have no right to get upset if it bites you after this. That’s on you. And eventually biting will be it’s first response because it has learned that the more subtle signals doesn’t work.
If it’s not your dog let it instigate contact with you. If it’s your dog respect it and you’ll find that it becomes much more tolerate of you and others handling it. Yes, if you try to clip its nails or something else it doesn’t want to do it might scream bloody murder, but it won’t bite because it knows this only happens sometimes and it’ll be over soon.
People have gotten so used to this idea that dogs have to be robots who should put up with everything we do to them and that’s really fucked up. They’re allowed to tell you no if there’s no reason for you to do it. It shouldn’t be forced to be held by you just because you want to hold it.
Hold it against its will to get vaccinated/groomed/other important things? Yes. Hold it against its will because you want to pet it? Big no. And of course teaching them tricks and commands are a must, but that’s not forcing them to do things. That’s teaching them that if they do the thing something good happens.
Of course animals are different. If people (me included) offer my shih tzu some food he will often show his teeth and it’s totally understandable that people get scared, but he’s not doing it to show aggression, he’s doing it because he doesn’t like to get food on his lips. How are people supposed to know that? I sure as hell didn’t the first time he did it, and it’s the right reaction for people to pull their hand back. Then I, the owner, can tell them not to worry, he’s just weird about food on his face.
And some dogs are more standoffish and take longer to warm up to people, and some trust you right away.
My point being, just assume every dog in the world show the same signals until the owner tells you otherwise.
I’ve said before that my chihuahua doesn’t like small children and avoids them at all costs because they do all the things I just told you not to do. She loves older children and adults though, and loves to be held even by complete strangers and is quick to roll up and snooze in the lap of any guest even if she has never met them before (trust me, no matter who you are, if you came to my home she would be sitting in your lap right now wagging her little tail wanting nothing but love from you), which is also why I panic when adults doesn’t respect her signals and try to force her to stay with them because Aw she’s so tiny and cute.
I don’t want to lose the sweet friendly dog that she is and I’m sure a lot of other small dog owners feel the same, which is why I made this post. Please just respect dogs no matter size, okay?
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i dont get this meme but I’ll post it to fit in with the cool kiddos and their techno hecks
Swear I need more HC’s like this! I love these!<3
How about Hellboy with an SO that showers him with so much love. They now how self deprecating and insecure he can be, so they run their hands through his hair, kisses everywhere, petting his bits of front and back fur that causes him to basically purr. I just saw the 2019 movie, and I have so many feels for him. He deserves all the love in the universe and then some
Another Anon: I was wondering about hc about HB with a s/o who is highkey into body worship. Like she lives to admire those damn biceps of his and don’t get me started on the pecs like good lord
(I’m combining these two as, honestly, they’re the sameconcept. Both Anons are speaking MY LANGUAGE RIGHT HERE)
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